HOLY SHIT
For the first time in my life being annoying AF payed off <3
Had a prof at university wanting me to not pass his subject, because he hated people that dodged more than 2 lectures. So he gave as extremely hard assignment, spent a week on it, few hours a day.
Today we had to present our programs. I was 4th, and when I heard how he was demolishing my collegues I knew I have no chance.
Unless..
When it was my turn, i faked that I am passionate about the subject, I began to ask him stupid questions, what are his takes on something, does he approve of the methods I use, I swarmed him with charts and random quotes from wikipedia. He was going strong for the first part of the assignment. My second part was where my weakness lied. So I began bullshitting even more, I havent talked this much in my life before.
And just as he was about to discover, that I made shitty job on the second part he was all like "Okay, shut up, just take this B and gtfo".
I have reached a new level. Fear me. I probably also saved some more people after me because he was already annoyed and tired AF.