LET'S TOP ALL THE BEER THREADS, TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS, AND PRETEND NOT TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER'S LUSCIOUS NIPPLES
guys this board is such a penis party the last few days
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lizard
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lizard
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you say the sweetest things...
XOXOXOXOXO
p.s. I picked up the large industrial size drum of astroglide today.
XOXOXOXOXO
p.s. I picked up the large industrial size drum of astroglide today.
kleo706
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Nice idea Lizard but we need not such things. For your body is made for my penis. It shall fit perfectly into your sphincter even without the aid of lube for God made us to hump one another. Of course, my fist would probably be a whole other story. Especially if I'm too pressed for time to take off my watch again
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kleo706
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Dear motW forum,
I never thought I'd write to your magazine because such things don't happen to people like me. It was during a break between my library literacy course and remedial writing that the government employee of my dreams entered into the lounge. He had the scent of a man who survived a laughing red faced woman about him and the sprint that comes from a starfish-esque sphincter. With great hope, I began seductively brushing my long brown mullet, the sun bouncing off every greasy lock making me glow with a light so bright he could not help but come to me.
"Excuse me sir," he breathed hard "where is the nearest lavatory?"
"You can just piss on me, champ" I said flicking my nipples lightly through the 1987 Posion "strokin' the snake" world tour shirt.
His eyes bugged out and I knew he was mine. I took his hand and lead him into the dingy hole that is the janitors closet by his manly broomhandle.
[bit removed because I am actually typing this during my "obvious tenets of business communication" course and sending man pr0n in the back of a computer lab is bad, m'kay?)
So out of the closet I walked, a smile on my face, urine in my beard, and a special new friend's fudge upon my loins.
xoxoxo
-k-
I never thought I'd write to your magazine because such things don't happen to people like me. It was during a break between my library literacy course and remedial writing that the government employee of my dreams entered into the lounge. He had the scent of a man who survived a laughing red faced woman about him and the sprint that comes from a starfish-esque sphincter. With great hope, I began seductively brushing my long brown mullet, the sun bouncing off every greasy lock making me glow with a light so bright he could not help but come to me.
"Excuse me sir," he breathed hard "where is the nearest lavatory?"
"You can just piss on me, champ" I said flicking my nipples lightly through the 1987 Posion "strokin' the snake" world tour shirt.
His eyes bugged out and I knew he was mine. I took his hand and lead him into the dingy hole that is the janitors closet by his manly broomhandle.
[bit removed because I am actually typing this during my "obvious tenets of business communication" course and sending man pr0n in the back of a computer lab is bad, m'kay?)
So out of the closet I walked, a smile on my face, urine in my beard, and a special new friend's fudge upon my loins.
xoxoxo
-k-
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haha too good.
p.s. I just learned something: I went to google search and typed in "bear video" cause I wanted to find that vid in a format I could download; apparently "bear" is a gay term for a large hairy man, and there seems to be a fairly good sized subculture devoted to them!
yummy
p.s. I just learned something: I went to google search and typed in "bear video" cause I wanted to find that vid in a format I could download; apparently "bear" is a gay term for a large hairy man, and there seems to be a fairly good sized subculture devoted to them!
yummy
chupe666
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man, now people have even gone and ruined the wholesome, nice qualities of a real bear.
PEOPLE ARE JERKS.
PEOPLE ARE JERKS.
