derek
Grey Eminence
Dante Alighieri is just funny as hell when you actually start reading about him. People call him romantic and deep and all that... and then Beatrice (inspiration for many of his stories and character in a majority) turns out to be this girl he saw twice and never really spoke to. I'd call it creepy, but that's just me.
Jeff
The statues of him all over Firenze pretty much confirm this.
He has perverted eyes.