Have you ever...

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

farted after eating something with a lot of feta cheese?

Oh man. I damn near just accidentally killed myself. Monsterous.

 

[AsModEe]

The answer is: No.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes. But they stink anyway.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Yes. But they stink anyway.

The same can be said for anything involving mexican food.
Ever been messing around with a girl and you have to fart so bad and big so you just pretend like she racked you so you can take a break fora second and say you have to go to the bathroom cause your hurting really bad?????
Really, me too.

 

[DarkNoise]

lol, dude, i can't say that's ever happened.... I just let it rip and got slapped for it, then she retalliated. And hers was so bad it put us both way out of the mood... she'll never again be allowed cabbage in any way shape or form... or tomato based products... or chicken....

I'm a lucky guy, what can I say?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I'm a lucky guy, what can I say?[/QUOTE]

I envy you. *tear*
I have to lie so I dont offend my girl.
I have gas alot so in her mind she racks me two or three times during sex. One time she did rack me on accident and I just laid there. I guess this happens when you change positions alot.

 

[DarkNoise]

.... Somewhat more information than needed in this post to warn you.....




I went down on my gf one time and right when she climaxed she farted...

 

[neal]

hahaha. hott.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

You americans stop eating feta cheese please. It is to metal for you

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

...Dumb.

 

[DarkNoise]

... i've always wanted to use that image in a thread

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

.... Somewhat more information than needed in this post to warn you.....

I went down on my gf one time and right when she climaxed she farted...

BEST POST EVER. I cant stop laughing.

THats when you look at her and go, MMMM JUST LIKE A ROSE GARDEN.