Heineken

Heineken is a terrible lager, Beck's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreineken

From what I understand the stuff actually brewed in Holland is good (the US variety is brewed here).
 
One Inch Man said:
Heineken is a terrible lager, Beck's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreineken

From what I understand the stuff actually brewed in Holland is good (the US variety is brewed here).
i toured the heineken brewery in amsterdam, and they give you 3 free beers, which is pretty cool...for some reason it was super malty, it was good actually

-homer, we've developed this additive that makes beer super malty, would you like to try it?
-wait a minute, is this going to erase my memory?
-no, not at all
(pours liquid into beer)
(duffman grabs homer and injects him with syringe, homer faints)
-man, that is malty
 
The best Duffman line EVAR is when he's watering his lawn:

"That brown patch could use a little H2O. OHHHHH YEAH!!!"

:lol: xfu0824824uhdso42i2r98y24uhfrws98y24o42982408urwijo4529u42o8uy
 
One Inch Man said:
The best Duffman line EVAR is when he's watering his lawn:

"That brown patch could use a little H2O. OHHHHH YEAH!!!"

:lol: xfu0824824uhdso42i2r98y24uhfrws98y24o42982408urwijo4529u42o8uy

Yeah, I totally lost it when I saw this...

"That brown patch could use a little H2 OHHHHH YEAH"

Fixed ;)
 
Marksveld said:
Yeah, I totally lost it when I saw this...

"That brown patch could use a little H2 OHHHHH YEAH"

Fixed ;)
no, actually it really is "H20...oh yeah!"

and it really bugs me, it should seriously be "H2O-YEAH" but it isn't...
 
Argh! Well, I stand corrected... sorry Adrian.

And by the way, to accompany my picture in the Sam Adams thread...

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Marksveld said:
Argh! Well, I stand corrected... sorry Adrian.

And by the way, to accompany my picture in the Sam Adams thread...

beerwtf2.jpg

Haha, well i wokd up naked in my bed with an open bottle of Heiny next to it, with BLITZKRIEG at full blast on my laptop, which was also in my bed.
 
I had roughly 14 shots of Jim Beam last night, and I woke up in my bed covered in piss. It was a fucking amazing night.
 
Marksveld said:
I had roughly 14 shots of Jim Beam last night, and I woke up in my bed covered in piss. It was a fucking amazing night.

:lol:

and Saturday night is just around the corner :loco:
 
Yeah... we're doing it again! I could have very well just stood there pissing on my bed, because I don't remember a thing. I don't drink to get drunk very often.. so I was totally wrecked.
 
Marksveld said:
Yeah... we're doing it again! I could have very well just stood there pissing on my bed, because I don't remember a thing. I don't drink to get drunk very often.. so I was totally wrecked.

sounds like some THRASH METAL TERROR!

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