Hey America, Guys suck.

[Captain Beard]

Or at least, that's what butch dykes tell us.

 

[Malergion]

Ask your average San Franciscan: do guys spit or swallow when they suck?

 

[Will Bozarth]

It depends on how courteous they are.

 

[Malergion]

Next time I get an anonymous blow-job, I'll pass a questionnaire through the slot.

 

[Metal head87]

Love sucks
True love swallows

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i've been trying to make the general populous believe that for years...

 

[ZANEX]

Next time I get an anonymous blow-job, I'll pass a questionnaire through the slot.

This is funny. Believe it or not I heard Sinead O'conner once say in an interview on T.V.: "What's the difference between like and love? A spit or a swallow".

Zane

 

[El Stormo]

If I were a woman, I'd never swallow that goo, no matter how much I loved my partner.

 

[Lord Foul]

I was under the impression that it tastes like honey to women.

 

[Malergion]

Every woman I've talked to says it tastes terrible. I suppose there are some that like it.

 

[Metal head87]

Main reasons why girls should swallow. It cures breast cancer, makes boobs larger and makes everyone love you. If you truly believe that it tastes like chocolate, it will make Godiva taste like shit in comparison.
I'll even let you test this, to see if it works

 

[Malergion]

I wonder if there's a market for semen filled bonbons.

 

[Metal head87]

Where's Peggy Bundy when you need her?