Hey... any of you guys ever smell yourselves?

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[jimmy101]

Just when I thought the Shitposting thread was the worst thread on this forum...

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Everyone loves the scent of their own farts. No denial here.

 

[CiG]

Wtf.

 

[Onder]

Dick smell > fart smell, by a large margin. Fart smell is basically fumes from anaerobic microbial digestion, it's skatole, indole, methane, et cetera. It's the dick smell that contains all the swiss-cheese reminiscent nasal offerings.

Did I just write that?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Dick smell > fart smell, by a large margin. Fart smell is basically fumes from anaerobic microbial digestion, it's skatole, indole, methane, et cetera. It's the dick smell that contains all the swiss-cheese reminiscent nasal offerings.

Did I just write that?

just change the word "dick" to "ball-sack"

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Dick smell > fart smell, by a large margin. Fart smell is basically fumes from anaerobic microbial digestion, it's skatole, indole, methane, et cetera. It's the dick smell that contains all the swiss-cheese reminiscent nasal offerings.

More like balls smell imo. A honeylike aroma of pheromone delights.

If a date ever brought me a Valentine's Day bouquet of flowers that smelled like my balls, I'd be quite flattered. Not any balls would do, mind, you need just the right kind.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Too many circumcised Americans here, not knowing how smelly their dicks could have been.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Just when I thought the Shitposting thread was the worst thread on this forum...

well
you start talking about the smell of scrotum sweat and the smell of smegma and it's really just going to get worse from here

 

[jimmy101]

Hey, don't blame for the direction this thread is heading in

 

[Krow]

Sometimes I poke my butthole and sniff it

 

[arg]

What’s remarkable is how similar it smells to that of a high class hooker

Sometimes I close my eyes as I sniff my finger and imagine a prostitute’s anus is gaping at my face when in actuality it’s the aroma of my own

 

[jimmy101]

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Arg is teetering on the edge of scat enthusiast. Soon he'll be asking if any of us want a download link to 2 girls 1 arg.

 

[CiG]

2 girls 1 cuck.

 

[Onder]

He's kinda close to eating his own poop.

 

[arg]

I wouldn’t eat shit you sick depraved fucks, my love of asshole has nothing to do with shit, whoever said “the eyes are the window to the soul” was wrong, the butthole is the window to the soul, when you lick someone’s butthole, that’s when you know who they really are

 

[CiG]

The butthole is the window to the colon.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

What’s remarkable is how similar it smells to that of a high class hooker

Sometimes I close my eyes as I sniff my finger and imagine a prostitute’s anus is gaping at my face when in actuality it’s the aroma of my own

my love of asshole has nothing to do with shit, whoever said “the eyes are the window to the soul” was wrong, the butthole is the window to the soul, when you lick someone’s butthole, that’s when you know who they really are

these 2 posts sound like they're from some sort of paperback book where people explain their fetishes