Hey Im new to Dark Tranquillity.

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Sorry, Im just sort of bored . Commence the flaming/deleting of this thread.

Nick :Smug:

 

[Rei Toei]

what's you're name?
a/s/l? (i'm even more bored that you )
but at least it's raining :hotjump:

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

well Im a sexy male in his early 20's from Chicago, Il. In my free time I like to collect and breed reptiles, cook, and listen to music .

Nick

 

[Ormir]

I'm looking for this man. He is missing. This forum needs him back.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Wow now he's really sexy.

Nick

 

[Rei Toei]

oooh, you can cooooook!!
it's very unusual for a man, i like that what's your best recipe?
as for the slimy reptiles, err... do you use them to make some kind of sushi?

 

[Caelestia]

Hi, welcome to the board.

 

[Rei Toei]

@ormir: welcome to this brand new late night lunatic asylum
as for your friend, *mumble* he reminds me of someone... think i spotted him preparing cheeseburgers at the local mc donald's

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Well good question, I make a very good chicken franchese . Reptiles arent slimy at all, they are actually very nice pets .

Thanks Cael .

Nick

 

[Rei Toei]

@nick: the only thought of petting a snake makes me shiver i like furry creatures better, but well... to each their own
hmmm... would you send me the recipe for that chicken? i'm curious enough, now

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Then I guess you dont want to know what I feed my reptiles .

I sent it

Nick

 

[|ngenius]

Oh, is this kinda home for bored and not-that-mind-balanced people? I feel somehow at home. Wanna learn how to prepare a good pa amb tomàquet i pernil? Catalan recipe

@Ormir: If you take the red pillow, I'll lead you to that man, and you'll see just the truth. If you take the blue one, you will wake up at home and believing whatever you want to believe. Choose or lose.


|ng (Pillows?! Yeah, it was intended, I wanna sleep...)

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

These are the only two snakes I have now. Banshee is a Snow Corn, and Golgotha is a Western Hognosed .

Nick

 

[Rei Toei]

@nick: guess you feed them with mice... once a month? a friend of mine has a phyton but i dunno which breed
oh, thanks for the recipe

@pinchotortilla: i want your recipes for tapas

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

I buy bulk frozen mice, feed them about every other day.

Nick

 

[|ngenius]

@Princess: Everything of me is yours.

@Nick: The fact of being american explains it all, but... ¿do you have "normal" pets? You know, dogs, cats... a little hamster...


|ng (Er pinchotortilla)

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Yeah I have a dog . Her name is Isis.

Nick

 

[Rei Toei]

@nick: mice ice cream... sounds good sorry, i couldn't resist

@pinchotortilla: ok, may i have your credit card?

 

[ShadowLioness]

Nick, you are a nut.

I like reptiles. In fact one of my friends brought over her leopard gecko last night. She sat on my arm (the reptile that is, hehe).

 

[Ormir]

@Ormir: If you take the red pillow, I'll lead you to that man, and you'll see just the truth. If you take the blue one, you will wake up at home and believing whatever you want to believe. Choose or lose.

*takes the red pillow* Now take me to Misanthrope.