holiday hate thread

[avi]

okay, the holidays just got a little better now that I got this in the mail yesterday

 

[xfer]

seriously avi are you one of those guys who will buy their pets filet mignon and truffle sauce and let the dogs eat it in front of homeless people who have been eating three-day-old mcdonald's buns out of dumpsters for the past week?

 

[lizard]

that's pretty cool....but can't you essentially tell what your dog is feeling through their body language? I can tell how my cats are by ear angles, tail movement, etc.

 

[avi]

well yeah, lizard - but it's still a pretty fun toy to have anyways. and besides: it was a gift!

(alex, I am ignoring you with regards to all pet-related topics)

 

[xfer]

i'll take that as a yes. cruelty-free indeed.

 

[Baliset]

i started singing a carol at avi's house and he beat me with a baseball bat.

 

[lizard]

I guess it IS pretty cool....and if its a gift.....

 

[chupe666]

i started singing a carol at avi's house and he beat me with a baseball bat.

beating the holiday spirit out of people is just wrong. although i guess it was in his home.

but still. nothing wrong with a little Marshmallow World now and then.

 

[avi]

Marshmellows aren't vegetarian. Begone!

 

[minxnim]

santa and jesus are like 'avi is such a player hater'

 

[avi]

santa and jesus can lick my nuts

one good thing about channnnukkkkahh: fried food is a requirement

 

[minxnim]

god is like 'bitch please'

 

[xfer]

fried food is a requirement on christmas eve, too, dude. pierogis!

 

[xfer]

p.s. avi is a self-hating Jew.

 

[Baliset]

pps. we love avi

and he didn't actually beat me with a baseball bat.

 

[minxnim]

i used to have this picture of jesus holding up his hand like 'talk to the hand'... i wish i could find that.

 

[avi]

I'm just an alex-hating jew

 

[xfer]

conclusion: avi thinks i am jesus.

 

[avi]

now this is the kind of bullshit I'm talking about

 

[xfer]

Christmas is a secular holiday.

Right-wing religiosos need to understand that and stop crying and whining about putting Jesus back in Christmas.

Left-wing diversiosos need to understand that and stop crying and whining about the existence of Christmas being exclusionary and offensively trying to elevate holidays like Hanukkah, Eid, etc. to a similar plateau.