How did you get rid of unwanted people in your life?

[Reign in Acai]

Then I walked by her in a supermarket like a month ago. When I realized it was her, I dodged down an aisle and made sure to get outta there before she recognized me.

How did you make it pass the stormtroopers?

 

[NAD]

Jedi mind trick yo.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Hey I love my other grammaw to pieces and see her once a week, but I can barely respect this other one as a human being so yeah. No I'm not going to tell the story, rest assured it's quite fucked up.

hey, it's your family man

 

[NAD]

I actually feel like a bit of a schmuck for doing that, but then again, no I don't.

I've never been of the blood is thicker than water persuasion anyhow. Plus I'm an asshole in a lot of ways. Whatever.

 

[dorian gray]

hey nad, i thought of you tonight...err, well, i think about you all the time, but anyway......when homer said,
"im not lying, im creating fiction with my mouth"

 

[lurch70]

 

[snow2fall]

Hey I love my other grammaw to pieces [...] but I can barely respect this other one as a human being so yeah. No I'm not going to tell the story, rest assured it's quite fucked up.

.

 

[dorian gray]

whered you get that shot of me and nad?

 

[lurch70]

dude ... it's all over the net

 

[dorian gray]

my burns look good there.

 

[NAD]

dorian, I fucking love you. x02894502

 

[Krilons Resa]

Well since I'm a total dick ...

A total dick who lends out $1500.

 

[NAD]

A total dick who lends out $1500.

I'm also a sucker, didn't I tell you?

Dude do you think you could repo that for me?

 

[dorian gray]

dorian, I fucking love you.

yeah i know but whatd you think of the quote? i was in a patients room when i heard it and i was like, "bwahahahahaha!! did you fucking hear that?!"

 

[NAD]

hahahaha that rules. What episode is that from anyhow? I think I've heard it, but I can't place it.

 

[dorian gray]

the one where homer becomes an ambulance driver and marge writes a novel. i was terribly distracted while it was on but it looked like a killer episode. i dont even know why he said that to marge but it had something do with her being a "fiction writer".
oh another good one was when he came home and marge started talking about her book and he said, "yeah yeah i need some dinner STAT!"

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dude do you think you could repo that for me?

Probably.

 

[NAD]

the one where homer becomes an ambulance driver and marge writes a novel. i was terribly distracted while it was on but it looked like a killer episode. i dont even know why he said that to marge but it had something do with her being a "fiction writer".
oh another good one was when he came home and marge started talking about her book and he said, "yeah yeah i need some dinner STAT!"

AH! Duh, I love that episode.

I just returned from Portsmouth! Now let me put my tongue down yermouth!

 

[dorian gray]

man, how do you remember that stuff!? [/astonished]

 

[Reign in Acai]

So a "buddy" who I'm starting to loathe, and have cut all efforts in contacting shows up at my door yesterday. I'm dead fucking asleep as I work graveyard.

<Knock Knock>

I stumble to put pantaloons over my underoos.

"Just a minute!"

<door opens>

Lamewad: Hey man you have any porno?

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!