How did you get rid of unwanted people in your life?

I have this "buddy" also, he's an odd fella not all there sort of thing. He just arrives at our house all and hangs around for hours on end without any invitation.
Anyway last weekend a few of us are just about to go on a beer run when he arrives for the second time that day *sigh* we get back with a few cases and he proceeds to just start drinking he kinda hung out side for a bit and we didnt notice straight off, after he consumed about 6 within half an hour we started to notice. After asking him for money for the beers he drank he said he had no money but will pay us back.... righto...

the Night progressed.. he was lucky i didnt knock his arse out on several occassions after telling him not to drink our beer he kept drinking them. He even had the nerve to ask me for some of mine when i said there was none left and it was my last one!!! I crashed and in the morning woke to find a heap of food everywhere after he decided he could just eat it all the fucker!

He is not welcome back to our house ever again and if i see him it could become ugly /pointless rant
 
God damnit!!! My friend just broke up with his chick, so now he has decided to literally attach himself to my hip. Good Christ, I'm annoyed!!!

GET A FUCKING HOBBY! :mad:
 
Literally, huh?

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Yep. Literally! If I meant figuratively, I would have said as such.
 
as a direct answer to the thread question ...

take off your pants and show them your dick .... my friend does that ... a lot ... once eeven in a crowded bar ... never fails
 
it probably fails when the person you're trying to get rid of has already come into contact with it many many times :lol:


edit: could be worth a shot!