How do I look in eyeliner?

[lespaulbass666]

ok, don't think the eyeliner does you any good. i'm taking a shot at you, but you DO look like a little girl.

 

[johnnieCzech]

This thread makes Mr.Slave look straight.

 

[GregadetH]

"Bring out the gimp."

 

[Cincy Vigilante]

Dude, I dont think ya look cool, but do what ever the hell you want. Fuck what everone else thinks and fuck what I think. If your happy with it so be it.

 

[Skorned1]

And not to change the subject but skorn is hot when she makes a point.

Hey thanks! I try to save them up for shock value.

 

[Skorned1]

Me too. But what a better thing to do when there's no school today than to sit in front of the computer. :hotjump:

"Outside" as in outside the prison walls.

 

[Skorned1]

you get left out because 16 will get you 20.

Exactly! No OC Stars for me, please!

 

[DarbysDad]

Hey thanks! I try to save them up for shock value.

shock value hell, you're just smart.

***pictures skorn in glasses with her hair put up***

 

[Armored Thrax]

Jesus christ, I am an old man.

 

[coop]

As soon as I saw a thread titled "how do I look in eyeliner?" I just knew all hell would break loose.

Rich

 

[Skorned1]

shock value hell, you're just smart.

***pictures skorn in glasses with her hair put up***

French twist w/glasses (for reading) to be exact. At least at the office. Oh! And role playing!

 

[muffytheVampirelayer]

god dam thats hot. tell me more please, maybe a picture

French twist w/glasses (for reading) to be exact. At least at the office. Oh! And role playing!

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Reynolds: I'll take Ape Tit for 400.
Trebeck:It's not Ape tit it's...you know what nevermind.

Connery: I have a little conundrum for you Trebek. A riddle if you will.
... I can't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore.

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

spreading: you have to listen to what we say about the teen angst stuff. we've all been there. and about the life shit? there is always someone who's had it worse and never complains. and it never realy gets any better. not on the whole. there's plenty of shit that will suck way more than getting the shit kicked out of you all the time as you go on in life. i still remember hating school and wanting to be 21 soooo bad. but now i deffinately miss highschool. and i remember being a fucking retarded ass teenager. and now i hate most of the teenagers i see (although i hated alot of them when i was still a teenager.) i'm 24 and i say shit like "fucking kids!!!!!".
as for the eyeliner i will give you the straight truth. when i saw the picture i was like "oh i thought this chick was a dude" and felt bad for first assuming you were a guy. like i do with all posters on this board til they clarify. and then i saw the remarks about homosexuality and i was like "dumbassaes it's a chick she can't be gay for wearing eyeliner" then i wondered "why would she have never worn it before?" and when you said the chicks dig it i finally got it. so honestly you look like a little girl especially in that picture. but thats not a bad thing. I have a theory that all chicks are at least some part homosexual. they can still admire and be attracted to the beauty of another female. thus the existence of pretty boy heart throbs. but most women need cock. so when there's a "chick" that can fuck them it's perfect. as ashton kutcher said you're what they call man pretty and chicks realy dig that. so if it gets you some honey hole then you can laugh at all us rugged men while you're fucking the prom queen.
-Uncle Jono-

Argh! I thought the teen life thing was done with..can we move on please??

and for the record, I havent worn the eyeliner in 2 weeks, if that makes all the homophobes happy.

Another thing, Jono, "honey hole" is a great expression. -

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

"Outside" as in outside the prison walls.

Wow. A few dick and fart insults can really make people think you're a criminal.

 

[Johnny Ace]

Reynolds: I'll take Ape Tit for 400.
Trebeck:It's not Ape tit it's...you know what nevermind.

Connery: I have a little conundrum for you Trebek. A riddle if you will.
... I can't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore.

And your wager Mr. Connery.... I heart boobs. Very clever.

 

[mentalmeltdown]

..Mr. Connery you wrote a letter V. V is a roman numeral so despite your best efforts you answered correctly. And you wagered "Suck it Trebek".


Will Ferrell is a genius...

 

[Riehlthing]

how did I miss out on this thread and the chance to take some more pot shots at DD?

 

[Jono]

Argh! I thought the teen life thing was done with..can we move on please??

and for the record, I havent worn the eyeliner in 2 weeks, if that makes all the homophobes happy.

Another thing, Jono, "honey hole" is a great expression. -

thanks picked it up from a chaplain!
-Jono-

 

[Skorned1]

god dam thats hot. tell me more please, maybe a picture

I actually wore a bra today! That's two days in a row!