How do you pull yourself out of a funk?

Undesirable alternative realities/universes. Filling your brain/time with information about impossible, undesirable scenarios/realities/universes is the mental equivalent of physically submersing yourself in shit.

Personally, I think you're missing the point; but if it's not your thing, then it's not your thing.
 
Filling your brain/time with information about impossible, undesirable scenarios/realities/universes is the mental equivalent of physically submersing yourself in shit.

So that's why you're a Christian.