My gym has an official strongman team, and what's hilarious is the guy who holds a national record in the axle press is also a nurse. Another also works in the hospital. Me, I have two degrees and work in the oil&gas business (and not on a rig, mind). We ain't idiots, we just take our gym time very seriously.
I use nearly zero machines and 100% believe that the best results are from moving shit in real space. You want to improve yourself? I can get you in the best shape of your life if you're not afraid of putting some blood and elbow grease into it. Hell I could get you full workouts with nothing but a barbell and plates. No other equipment.
If you want to jog and do all that other shit, fine. That's your bag. But I hate Planet Fucking Fitness with its lunk alarms (which I've set off before) and its whole anti-"meathead" bullshit.
I had to google lunk alarm. That sounds fucking ridiculous. My gym has nothing like that, and I've heard no 'anti-meathead bullshit' from anyone at my gym either. In fact one of the reasons I chose my gym is because there's a huge variety of people there.
The trainer I've used is huge on no-machine workouts and most of the stuff he's got me doing doesn't require machines. Do you really think I'm not improving myself here? Can you not concede that these "bullshit fitness centres" work for some people?
The meatheads at my gym are meatheads. Pure and simple. I doubt one of them has a degree in anything. They spend all their time there doing bicep curls and grunting and admiring themselves in the mirror and hurrr hurrr hurring. If your gym is full of rocket scientists, great. Maybe we can stop hurling generalisations at each other.
LOL I think the issue here is we're making bad assumptions on one another. So it's a deal, my bad! I was just in a mood, kinda projecting shit.
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the no. 1 mistake people make when deciding they wanna start exercising. Baby steps is the way to go.
Edit: I'm finding form again at gym after weeks of feeling shit. It's weird how this stuff goes in waves.