I have been playing guitar longer than I have been driving. I drive better.
I have a bunch of weird guitars:
Ibanez RG570 in flip-flop purple with EMG 81 in the bridge
'92 Gibson Les Paul Studio which deserves some explanation:
I started messing with the setup, and went completely overboard. I stripped the finish off (a very large Fosters ashtray made a very very large dent in the back), and did some of my exquisite :Smug: lutherie on the heel. It now feels like a neck-thru, and anyone that plays it has to be beaten to give it back. I reprofiled the neck (it plays like a Wizard neck--super thin), softened all of the edges on the back of the body, scooped the rear of the cutaway (no mods are visible from the front), beveled the upper back, lowered the action (you can barely see daylight under the strings, and no buzz!!), installed a graphite nut, stained it emerald translucent, and topped it all off with tung oil. It's like BUTTAH! I also put a white pearl pickguard and chrome "Haggis" truss rod cover on it. Somebody stop me. Was reading through a book on Les Pauls after doing all this, and found out mine is a unique one anyway. It is a '92 Studio with Trap Mother-o'-toilet seat inlays, ebony fretboard, 498 & 500 pickups. They never made one. oops.
Steinberger GM-4 Pro (swamp ash body/composite neck)
with Trans-trem. Rebodied in mahogany (with chambers), bookmatched quilted/flamed/burl maple top, bookmatched walnut back. Not really sure what I was thinking, just wanted to start building guitars, and thought I would start with my own.
Cort SJ8 ac/elec. Don't laugh--if you own a guitar that says "Made in Korea" on it, chances are very good it was actually built by Cort. Do you really think there is a Fender factory in Seoul? Might as well buy the version that actually says Cort on it and pay half as much. It's a fantastic acoustic. I used to sell them, and sell a lot of them.
Carvin custom This guitar was built for David Ellefson of Megadeth, and he owned it and played it during "Rust" and "Countdown", using it for songwriting. It's autographed. It's got a letter of authenticity. It sits in a stand in the corner.
I've got some other junk laying around that I use for parts on other people's projects, and I sold one of the coolest. It was a BC Rich ripoff, a Greco, but it was so beautifully done..... I bought it at a Music-Go-Round near Chicago about 5 years ago. It was virtually brand new (still had Dimarzio stickers by the PU's), brought over from Japan by a businessman. It was the most horrendous ketchup-mustard-mixed orangish red with cream pickups. But it was my favorite model--the 10 string neck-thru Bich with a zillion switches. I got so sick of the color (it looked like the inside of a stomach) I thought about stripping it. I did that once in the past with a cheap guitar, and was so pissed to find out it was plywood!!! I knew this one couldn't be, because it was neck-thru, so I took a chance. Under the jacked-up paint was........
Maple neck through SOLID KOA!!!!!! I reprofiled the neck, cleaned up some bad frets, and finished the whole thing in tung oil. The "G" on the headstock was even done in the same font and inlaid MOP as the "R" on USA NT Ricos, and if you covered that up, there was absolutely no way to tell this wasn't a $3000 Rich. I had that guitar in the refinished state for about 4 years, and sold it on eBay last spring to finance the restoration of my old MG. I sold it too cheap. I don't want to talk about it.
AMPLIFICATION AND PROCESSING
I use the same gear I bought in '95 on returning from the deployment from Hell, or should I say, TO Hell. I did, however, make some serious coin there, so I bought:
Digitech GSP 2101 with Control One Footboard
This thing is so fantastic, I really don't care that it is "obsolete". There is not a metalhead alive that can replicate the screaming crunch I dialed in on this thing. Depending on which guitar I am using, my "Death by Scottish Food" patch sounds like either Master of Puppets (Les Paul), Dimebag (Ibanez), or a heavier version of Megadeth's Countdown tone ('Berger). ...but it only sounds this way when you play it through a.......
Marshall 9200 power amp
Oh my God. Twelve tubes. Twelve. My counterpart guitarist in the band in England had a Valvestate with one tube, and that was mostly for show. I had this 200 watt monster cranked all the way up to 1, and nearly shattered the drummer's IV bag. The drummer, Ivan, BTW, is one of the most talented and frighteningly good drummer's I have ever heard. Also the loudest. Needless to say, he was an alkie. You drummer's know what I mean. He is to this day one of my best friends, and he is sober now. He plays even better(!!!). Anyway, I never had the testicular fortitude to see what would happen if I turned the amp to 2, and I still haven't. Everybody begged me not to.
(2) Marshall 1936 2X12 Celestions
You would think I would use a full stack. You would be wrong. I had basically 3 options for cabs. The standard 4X12 stack, 1922 2X12 cabs, or the 1936's. The stack was out of my price range, and too clumsy to move and store. The 1922 is a small cab, with little bass response. 1936's are 212's with a taller cab, and they sound incredible. Palm muted pedal tones are absolutely skull-rattling. Another guitarist in England did not believe my rig would sound better than his, so we swapped speakers in a jam session. His 412 stack had nothing on my cabs, and his Super Lead could not compete with my Digitech for bone-crushing metal. Haggis wins.
Well, I have a mission to fly this week, so I will look forward to flame wars when I get back for writing so much. Later
Hag