How many times a week do you engage in solitary masturbation/orgasm?

[Susperia]

Curious to see how this differs between the ladies and men, the single and married, etc.

 

[Hell Mike]

Well, good luck having married women answering on this board.

What you want to know is how often you can picture the Moose touching himself, freak psycho.

 

[Susperia]

Yeah, that's it, you got me.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Depends on where Derick is. If he's not away on a trip or something, then never. I just jump on him whenever I like

 

[Evil?]

This varies. Depends on what is going on during said week. During the average week the best option would probably be everyday at 3pm minus the 3 pm part. If I am really bored and all alone all day, then all bets are off man.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Too many to count.

 

[Bobington]

Usually it depends on whether or not I'm in a relationship and if my "carnal needs" are being sufficiently furfilled. Otherwise, somewhere between "every day" and "too many to count" would describe me.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

daily, duh

 

[E-bortion]

depends on stress levels, location, etc. honestly, it's one of those things that varies week to week. it also depends on my woman situation which also varies week to week.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Due to some of the stupid crap that is annoying and pisses me off at work, and the lazy fucker who constantly call in "sick". I'm debating getting my own sort of revenge by wasting time jerking off in the bathroom. Figure it might be nice to get paid to spank it.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Trust me, it is.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Between work and social engagements, I usually get down to business twice a week.

 

[dorian gray]

Trust me, it is.

Seconded.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Seconded.

*goes for a high-five, before rapidly reconsidering and lowering arm, awkwardly*

 

[Guthrum]

Yeah, you don't know where his e-hand has been.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm Catholic.


And by 'I'm Catholic', it means that I sin uncontrollably and then the priest calls me a dirty little boy for it and that exites me erotically.

 

[Susperia]

When the hell does this poll close so I can see who voted what?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Lol.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

When the hell does this poll close so I can see who voted what?

You have to set that from the beginning. This poll will last forever and remain anonymous

woohoo

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't think you'll get as many votes if you make it public anyway.