How many times a week do you engage in solitary masturbation/orgasm?

[Susperia]

Well it asked me when I wanted to close it so I set it for 0 thinking it would be closed the same day..... but it never closed...

 

[Mr_Haze]

setting it for 0 means it will never close, and even if it did, it would still be anonymous. you have to select "public poll" or something similar when you make it.

 

[Krilons Resa]

[priceisright]buhbuh-buh buuuhhh....*hooorns*[/priceisright]

 

[Susperia]

Oh well... I pretty much know what everyone voted I think. Someone guess what I voted.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Shouldn't this be how many times a day?

 

[Susperia]

No because most of us are not inbreds who've been trained to be humping and killing machines.





Or maybe we are.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Demilich]

Or maybe we are.

We are.

 

[KILL TULLY]

No because most of us are not inbreds who've been trained to be humping and killing machines.





Or maybe we are.

You are good at art. I am good at killing. CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG?!


PS: this forum, 'we are'.

 

[Evil?]

Trust me, it is.

.

 

[WinterSuSan84]

As I wade through the ford of my own frivolity,

I sit here playing with my clitoris and think to myself, "What lies at the outer stretches of the universe?" I fiddle with my oboe of orgasmic sensitivity some more and I ponder, "what makes a dirty blond cunt with no self esteem post on an internet forum in which she is utterly despised?". I sit in my corner of dark reflection for minutes upon minutes with a cigarette in hand, while juice drips from my cuntains. These cuntains which have been closed to the ephemeral sun that patters at my window like a salesman shilling encyclopedia britannicas. With a puff from the faggot, I blow a halo of hate in to the depths of uncertainty that lie between my hot dripping cuntain and the windowsill that silences the outer world from the inner turmoil that pierces my spirit like Brandon swizzlethrusting Neurotica to a state of estrogenic inebriation. I continue to contemplate the unknown, and why my cries for attention our ignored, while lesser females are scorned for the mere breath that they exhale from their shallow lungs.

Life...

A mystery...



My beef cuntains...

A masochistic mollusk of masturbatory blood shed...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

well that account went out with a [finger]bang

 

[Krilons Resa]

So, we're just counting solitary?

 

[Susperia]

Yes.

 

[lurch70]

does in the mirror count as?

 

[Krilons Resa]

technically, no.

 

[Susperia]

That is still solitary.

 

[Krilons Resa]

No it isn't.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

How about you, Susperia?