How many times a week do you engage in solitary masturbation/orgasm?
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
My limited knowledge of science leads me to believe that Susperia's dildo is covered in 9 inch strands of curly Q pubic follicles. Bitch is so frigid, she only uses it every year on her cumpleanos.
Vegan Harvest presents; Bok Choy Cuntains.
Die Bitch.
Vegan Harvest presents; Bok Choy Cuntains.
Die Bitch.
Actually, i've been labeled "sex fiend", jokingly, by more than one friend because I have a bit higher than normal libido for most women. 
Lol, some sorry little shit in GMD once tried to call me frigid, being new and all, and everyone told him he was mistaken, that I'm not frigid, and then he had to come up with another adjective in which to describe me. So now it's your turn.
Die Dick.
Lol, some sorry little shit in GMD once tried to call me frigid, being new and all, and everyone told him he was mistaken, that I'm not frigid, and then he had to come up with another adjective in which to describe me. So now it's your turn.
Die Dick.
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
I'm always curious what the "standard" is for woman's libido. Almost every woman I've been involved with has been as much (or more) of a sex-hungry fiend as myself. I've got a friend whose girlfriend will maybe give in about once a month if he's lucky, and my girlfriend starts thinking something is wrong if we happen to miss a day.
Well, it depends on their ratio of estrogen to testosterone. The women with more estrogen have lower libidos, whereas the ones with slightly more testosterone have higher libidos.... Most women will fall into the balanced category, and have..well....libidos that vary throughout their cycles (hornier near ovulation, etc) and I don't know, are women with imbalanced hormones just as prevalent? Most of the women I know have lower libidos than their husbands, but I know a good few who are higher than most men.
It just depends on their hormones, which you can change through diet, herbs or drugs... Even something as simple as drinking lots of grapefruit juice makes your estrogen levels rise.
Very interesting stuff.
It just depends on their hormones, which you can change through diet, herbs or drugs... Even something as simple as drinking lots of grapefruit juice makes your estrogen levels rise.
Very interesting stuff.
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Weak minded, insecure, self loathing, trollop? How's that for an accurate description? Of course, I was quite simply shooting shit at the wall when I assumed you to be a frigid little woman who is too reserved to spread her legs like parkay on toast. Then I recalled the tales of your past relationship, where you so proudly recited several incidences when you were clowned on by your inattentive beau who lathered your pubis in to a hostess cream pie. You're truly a worthless bitch, whose only merit comes from the attention in which I bestow upon thee. Note that this attention is not given out of any intellectual achievement of your own, but out of the sheer loathing I hold for condescending know nothings who you remind me of in my personal life. I hope you fucking live a fruitless life of longing. You're already devoid of friends, aside from that 6ft 4 negar who is going to rob you have your behymen, along with the last shred of dignity that you possess in that pea sized shell of a cranium in which you call an intellect. Frigid... that would be your personality, as you lack the social skills necessary to muster yourself up a network of confidants. Please, stay as far away from me on this forum as possible, or I will post that oh so provocative picture my good buddy Erik Grahn forwarded to me, but I never had the heart to share.
Cunt.
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
Mormagil
bring back the corvee
We should be able to hazard a guess based on her choice of words for the thread title--if she flicked the ol' baked bean every day it probably wouldn't have been "how many times a week?". I'll guess 5, since she claims to have a higher libido than most women.
Just post the damn picture already so that I may live up to my swizzlenuts vote...
Just post the damn picture already so that I may live up to my swizzlenuts vote...
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Mormagil
bring back the corvee
Lol, that actually made me almost laugh. Usually your posts make me cringe in embarassment for you. But good on you!
LOL okay this actually made me laugh out loud.
You had me in tears at the blackmail.
Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
Ars Magna
Ars Magna Recordings
I just want to know how many times a woman, any woman, takes care of business. That will enhance my business.
(has anyone noticed that I mentioned porn and booze in my "I need to be a better guy" New Year's thread, yet I am still a slave to both?! fuck it)
(has anyone noticed that I mentioned porn and booze in my "I need to be a better guy" New Year's thread, yet I am still a slave to both?! fuck it)
~Neurotica
perfectly insane
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I jerk off in two cases:
1. When I see Edward Norton on my TV.
2. When I know that swizzlenuts is suffering.
1. When I see Edward Norton on my TV.
2. When I know that swizzlenuts is suffering.
^I view men with little willpower as weak. For me, one of the biggest turn ons is when a man is in control...especially of himself. If he can't even control himself...fuck, he's a worthless cowardly little nothing in my eyes. Certainly not partner material, or husband, father etc. Though perhaps that's what you're going for?
And Neurotica--- Same here when it comes to #2. I picture his nuts in a vice.
And Neurotica--- Same here when it comes to #2. I picture his nuts in a vice.
