Howard in "awarding sportsperson Australian of the Year" shock

[Southy]

QUOTE=Goreripper]I reckon Southy should get it.[/QUOTE]
oww shucks

i would vote for Southy as the P.M.

Cheers dude, consider the campaign started

Yeah, cos we need a fucker who can beat Bob Hawke at chugging a yardie .

cheers from someone that has seen me in action I consider that a compliment, your such a sweety

 

[Wenda]

cheers from someone that has seen me in action I consider that a compliment, your such a sweety

Aw you're welcome


Haha! I was trying to find a site with Hawke's beer-drinking record on it, but I found something better instead - http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/Page1.htm

Don Bradman is a top Aussie. He is the best cricketer ever. If you took all the cricketers ever and put them together they would not be as good as Bradman. He was so good at batting that the English stopped trying to bowl him out. Instead they tried to kill him by throwing the ball at his head.
English people are not very good at sport, and Australia beats them heaps.

Although Boonie is a short man, he has been known to
sink a shitload of piss. In 1989 he became an Australian cricketing hero
when he put back 52 beers on the way to a cricket match in England.
If you tried to drink as much as Boonie you would probably die.
Boonie is a top Aussie.

Fatty and Sterlo like to call themselves legends, but in fact they are
top Aussies. They both played Rugby League for Australia. When most
football players retire they do crappy TV ads for clothing companies dressed
up in tracksuits, but instead Fatty and Sterlo own a stupid TV show where
they dress up like women.

 

[TinMan666]

lmfao @ that

classic!

 

[Spiff]

I haven't been to the Top Aussie Guide in years - great stuff!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

'Phar Lap' is Thai for to fast for the glue factory!

I'm in tears over here!

 

[Spiff]

Shane Warne is a top Aussie. He is also a massive pisstank yobbo with
a beer-gut who dyes his hair blonde and drives a red convertible.
Warney has done some bad things. He once got paid 100 grand by Nicabate
to give up durries for a year but he lit up heaps when he was pissed. Then
he took money from some Indian bookmakers for pre-match information.
He once smashed a camera cause a kiddy took a photo of his beer gut. Then
he got toey on the phone and dirty-talked an English girly who wasn't his
wife. However, all Australians agree that Warney can be excused for doing
these things cause he spin bowls like a genius and makes England look
completely shithouse. Warney could drink all our beer and then spew on our
carpet and we wouldn't care as long as he keeps taking wickets.
Warney is a top Aussie.

The Queen is a top Aussie because she runs the country. Anyone who runs Australia must be tops, because it is a tops place. The Queen has a massive place which is great for piss-ups cause there is about a million sofas for your mates to crash on and heaps of dunnies so you don't have to hold the snake. The Queen is also ace on the barby and her steak marinade has been described as "bloody tops". A champion host, the Queen always gets you a fresh one from the Esky, and acting as backup when Her Royal Highness "goes the yard glass" is one of the greatest honours an Australian can have. Some people reckon the Queen shouldn't run the country because they never see her down at the Beresfield Bowling Club. But if the Queen lived in Australia, she would spent every night down at the Bero Bowlo and she would win heaps of meat trays. The Queen is a top Aussie.

 

[Southy]

Where am I on that list, im a top bloody Aussie

 

[Aussie_Outlaw]

[color=#aoeooa]You're not on the list because the list maker was so Aussie he got drunk and forgot to add you.[/color]

 

[Southy]

ahh righty then, a good man im sure