I am going to blow up every fucking bank in North America.

[Reign in Acai]

My co-worker and his misses raked in 130k last year. This booty (in both regards) didn't prevent him from hitting me up for several cash advances totaling anywhere between $200-$800 a pop. He made good on all the loans, but the increased frequency and amounts became rather vexing. Finally had to shut him down after the seventh loan, and he hasn't bothered to beggar a kopeck since. The irony in all this, is that this dude has a degree in accounting, yet continually mismanages his finances. Over two thousand a month to put his litter through private "high school," seven hundred to feed his base born progeny back on the islands, fifteen hundo on rent for a two bedroom in a shabby part of the favela, etcetera.

Take your fucking kids out of private school and move to a nicer neighborhood you shmuck!

 

[dorian gray]

Move out of California entirely!

 

[dorian gray]

I got a good one for you guys: I just found out my discover card has been charging me 29% interest.
TWENTY NINE PERCENT

 

[ChaosLee]

I got a good one for you guys: I just found out my discover card has been charging me 29% interest. TWENTY NINE PERCENT

Bye bye discover

 

[NAD]

Move out of California entirely!

Fun fact about California: it is a WONDERFUL place outside of the congested city-states. I fucking hated this god damn pit until I went from a city of 300,000 to a town of 20,000. Now going on seven years and counting, I will likely never leave, and shall be just fine with that. Until I can't stands no more, like the proverbial Popeye of yore, and retire in Montucky. That will be a grand day indeed.............later in life.

 

[Reign in Acai]

What city ye referring to? Most of Riverside is shit. Only part of this hell hole I can tolerate is the San Gabriel Valley.

 

[NAD]

I left Reeferside years ago, been living in Loma Linda since 2007. I know the dirty Inland Empire is all the same to you LA types but the smaller towns are nicer. And by nicer I mean lower in population density, which is the absolute fucking pinnacle to modern bigcity happiness. We can all coexist, as separate as possible!

 

[Vittra]

Leaving California would be a mistake. Beautiful weather and geography. One of two things that are shit is the people, and looks like NAD found the solution to that one.

The other is the political atmosphere - can't escape that comrade.

I got a good one for you guys: I just found out my discover card has been charging me 29% interest.
TWENTY NINE PERCENT

vat the FUCK

 

[NAD]

Left coast and damn proud!

 

[Krilons Resa]

I received a call on my cell phone a few days ago from a weird number so didn't answer it. I called it back and it was the FBI weapons of mass destruction tip hotline. Wtf ?! I immediately thought of this thread that I started.

 

[einride]

lol

and also, lol #2: there is such a thing as a "fbi weapons of mass destruction tip hotline". holy shit

 

[Dick Sirloin]

It was me

 

[dorian gray]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Banks are lending to companies and individuals at the fastest pace since the financial crisis, helping propel profits to near-record levels.

U.S. banks posted $40.24 billion in net income during the second quarter, the industry's second-highest profit total in at least 23 years, according to data from research firm SNL Financial. The latest profits are just below the record $40.36 billion recorded in the first quarter of 2013.

I'm really glad to see banks with coffers runneth over. Especially with that whopping .0008 interest yielded on my savings account. At this rate, I think I'll have enough to order some free Papa John's come year's end.


Ken, ye may proceed.