i broke up with my girlfriend

My bottle of scotch broke up with me.



Oh wait, I just drank it. My bad.
 
Can't do it.


because that would be


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





and certainly not heavy metal.
 
not very, no.


but then again, you're not very metal.
 
my gf broke up with me about a year ago cause she was cheating on me with a friend i had that time...i just got the news they broke up last week seriously i laugh in their faces

and i had an awesome year with plenty of party's and other chicks :D:p still no gf though...nah but im fine with that