i broke up with my girlfriend

[Anvil]

thats too bad, what was his name?

Manny.

 

[flying_whale]

My ex broke up with me 2 months ago. I couldn't be happier!

coitus interuptus

 

[Will Bozarth]

that's the ticket

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

^ Are you getting some action? If not, I can't imagine being happier having to jerk it, rather than sticking my cock in a wet vagina. Or a dry one for that matter.

rape is not the answer

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

(Cara is a rare exception in the world of relationships, and she and Derick should be seen as a guide to how things SHOULD work.)

c'mon, will and i aren't that unstable

 

[Will Bozarth]

If anything, we're an example of freedom of speech and action in a relationship

 

[Captain Beard]

You two are an example of being too lazy to beat each other.

 

[The Grayfox]

rape is not the answer

Of course it is. It's the American dream.

 

[Chromatose]

Manny.

The PepBoy?

 

[Anvil]

The PepBoy?

That was it's name?

 

[Chromatose]

There's 3 of them ....

 

[Captain Beard]

Manny, Moe, and Jack.

 

[Chromatose]

And of course Tyler hooks up with the nerd of the group

 

[Anvil]

Damn right. I like 'em nerdy. White n' Nerdy.

 

[Anvil]

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[Chromatose]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You two are an example of being too lazy to beat each other.

we live too far away to beat each other. it's an every other month-average onslaught of physical abuse when we see each other though!

 

[Captain Beard]

You haven't heard of love-tap telegrams? You pay a messenger to knock on his door and kick in him the jimmy with such force he has to get prosthetic testicles! You don't love each other unless you get these for Valentine's Day!