i broke up with my girlfriend

Back in highschool I had a friend who paid me to punch some girl in the face. Instead I kicked him in the balls, and took the money, bought me some McDonald's.
 
Did you give her some fries and tell her about his evil plan so she'd reward you with hot sex?
 
No. She was very annoying, hence the original reason of punching her in the face.
 
i tried a McRib once. with all the hype surrounding them i expected so much more.

I've never had one, but the years of hype have finally worn me down. I haven't gotten one yet because I'm expecting a LOT and I just know it won't deliver the goods.