i could eat like 40 donuts right now

i could eat like 12 more (honestly) but i think everyone else that wanted one would get mad since the four dozen were brought in, 'for sharing'.

all the fat people are mad at me now.
 
they were mostly chocolate glazed with sprinkles. i can't eat donuts with filling they make me gag. they're krispie kreme.
i think they're just pissed they miss their donuts.
 
i would like to point out that Tard Roommate ate a dozen donuts one night and it was one of the sickest things I've ever witnessed. especially because after about an hour he started sweating out the glaze.