i could eat like 40 donuts right now

[tar]

at 5 am!! oyoyoyoy preppy is almost awake now

 

[minxnim]

dude i was totally up already =[

also this thread was in honor of the like ten hamburgers

 

[tar]

i'm about to go honor like ten hamburgers with my mouth

 

[xfer]

 

[Josh Seipp]

ok a) how did this get posted with no message body

b) man like ten hamburgers are alwaysssss SOOOO good

 

[0sm0se]

Dude, the artist representation is way off. Any standard anatomy course would teach that the suckers are on the tentacles. The mouth of an octopus is a CRUEL, HORRID, SHARP beak, used specifically for cracking shells and rending flesh. The only thing the woman in that picture should be feeling is CRIPPLING AMOUNT OF PAIN as she receives a BRUTAL CLITERECTOMY immediately followed by a HYSTERECTOMY! That would be if she was lucky though, the octopus might just decide to finish her off with a full scale disemboweling.

 

[xfer]

it's an elderly, toothless octopus gumming the hell out of her.

 

[mindspell]

This was not work friendly.... had to scroll fast as hell..

Damn you!

 

[Baliset]

ok a) how did this get posted with no message body

b) man like ten hamburgers are alwaysssss SOOOO good

i just want to interject josh that i remember while we were stranded in worcester at denny's and i ordered that six mini-burger meal i had a hard time finishing it and it didn't really go down very well. but i guess the 5 cups of coffee i had to drink might have had something to do with that.

 

[tar]

6 six miniburgers may be hard to eat but like ten hamburgers is the taste sensation for your generation. are you in??

 

[Baliset]

in my prime of eating i would take that offer but now i wouldn't make it past three i figure.

 

[xfer]

sorry, mindspell. but classic pornography is not pornography!

 

[0sm0se]

Uh, I thought I had put in the part about octopi having beaks, not teeth.

 

[xfer]

well, "beakless" didn't evoke the "old man" image, but rather the "delicious fried chicken" image.

 

[0sm0se]

mmm, fried chicken (homer-esque drooling)

 

[tar]

forget three and go straight to like ten hamburgers, the yummiest amount

 

[TheNewChupe]

i can't believe i just looked at this thread for the first time.

however, through my psychic abilities: on the way home from the radio last friday morning at 4am, i stopped at krispy kreme and got half a dozen donuts. some were filled, some were not. but i felt like crap all day because i didn't eat anything else. that was the first time in like a year i actually bought donuts.

preppy wins, i won't challenge.