I did it.

Granted, Ryan was entertaining poster.

Still, I wonder why the fuck this forum is such serious business! I am here for boredom but I do not have any bigger attachment to this place...
 
Does anyone know of any good forums?
This place is the only forum I'm at since my banning from the metal thread in another place
 
Ive been posting at the ESP forums for a couple years now and it's fucking fun as hell. It's busy as fuck there's almost never a down time. I like it better than here, my names the_emptier on there.

But wouldn't it be a bit weird seeing as I don't own an ESP and I'm not likely to anytime soon?
 
Lurk for years?

Or get a marker and draw some muscles on you and take pix, i'm sure it'll tickle their interests in one way or another
 
I fucking deleated COBOT from the tabbed bookmark things in Firefox. The only reason I come here...Muscle memory. Just habit. Its the same reason people watch The Simpsons. They just...fucking...do.

So, I'm basically leaving. There is no reason to be here other than to feed the trolls. Every person I thought was cool from this forum, is gone.

That being said. I will not be missed, by anyone. The people who would have missed me, were done with this place ages ago, and will probably not even see this. These people also have me either on facebook or msn, so contact with me will be there, though I doubt it will happen , no offence, I can be the chatty/ranting type, but I cannot begin a conversation.

Cool people, some not here anymore; Joe, François, Vikky, Nikki (yeah you bitch), Muffin, Bloody Scalpel, to a lesser extent Squee, and the odd chance the glorious and fantastically awesome Andy sees this. Any reason to contact me, you know how. ANyone I forgot in this category, apologies, I can be very talkative at times, but cannot start a conversation...I'm fucked like that. Almost forgot Swabs, who's transformation, was not necessary in the least bit, but is well deserving of applause, and despite falling for trolls really easyily, is fucking tops. I've already agreed I'm to meet with Andy in person, and I will, so I've it happens over there you are getting a call. We'll hunt clunge and bum if we fail.

Cool people past (honourable mentions): Dred, Marchuiousouocas New York dude, French Canadian Kevin, Gonzo and RoJ (you two, entertainment though my entire summer job one year :lol:), Lady Ratkiankingaknvaskn, and probably more I forgot.

Mid Tier.
Zack...I like your purple shirt, go shopping, chicks know you wear the same shirt every day...Eddy, sorry I didn't add you on facebook when you first tried, didn't know who it was, lawl, still, not to be a dick I have no reason to talk to you and dont know why you really added me, not that I'm opposed, but still :/ .

Shit teir.

Emnity, stop falling for trolling. Like, you are stink bait to these fuckers. The people who tend to fall for trolling shit tend to be lacking in self confidence. It shows brah, nut the fuck up.

Weeabo violin kid, you aren't a troll, just... fucked. Lose some weight and cut you're hair. You'll be much happier.

Marie. You're boyfriend doesn't have friends of his own becuase they all made fun of him for dating you. He was a virgin, who had a crush on you, and you fucked him because he didnt douse your cunt in Comet the second you got within 5ft of him. He's attached because hes a weak willed, pathetic peice of shit, just like you. Grow up, also lose some weight, preferbaly by blowing it out your head with a fucking shotgun.

Chris, you dated that, you stuck your dick in comet-vag, and you did it publicly over the internet. You look like you wear jerri-curl, I assume you don't.





Good night, farewell.

Oh, Alexi_666_CObomgSex.

best poster here. I want you're biceps.

:lol:
 
I am done too. I stick around here because of how I remember it being, but it is in fact nothing like that anymore. Only a few cool people remain and our tiny contributions to this place are overwhelmed by the shit that has become acceptable as legitimate 'posts'. I feel like a fly buzzing around a corpse. I only come here out of the most extreme boredom, and even then it's so fucking lame I don't even get anything from it. I will still be around UM, mostly just Borknagar forum as a lurker. That's it, maybe I'll aspire to be a reviewer some day soon but till then I won't be writing much on UM.

I also endorse Cliff's post 100%.

wtf is wrong with you?
crying about some internet forum?