- Why have NAD scored more girls than I have? Curious :\ ...
MEN exagerate ... ever heard of that
He may exaggerate, but he's still scored plenty more than yours truly. I don't believe he's a compulsive liar, so his banging stories are pretty much true, I suspect.
- Jay looks like he's into trip hop
HE IS!
He also looks like a person running his own independent, underground but still popular record store, with lots of bhangra, trip hop, acid jazz, progrock etc.
- NAD's shirt is ENORMOUS
That is because he is ONE INCH MAN
His shirt should be tiny, then.
- Jay's playing pocket golf with his schlong
It's Pocket Pool ...
Probably. Jay seems to be quite the pocket sports lover. When I met up with him in London, he insisted that we should play pocket tennis on my home ground.