I got laid last night!

some comedian once said ... in my fantasies MY dick is the star of the show ... there is no other dick there .. hehehe
 
I saw a porno blooper once where one guy (the one who was fucking her ass) pulled it out to come and he accidentally came all over the other guy's (he was fucking her pussy) face, the second guy's RRBHHBARAABAAHRHRRHGHGHGH!!1 and facial expression are among the funniest EVER.
 
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