You wuklk not bekieve the story I have ti tekk.

[MFJ]

Physical abuse against women = instant death.

no, not if they attack you first.

 

[NAD]

no, not if they attack you first.

No exceptions. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Etc.

 

[Reign in Acai]

If the broad is over 200 lbs and coming at you with a full head of steam, exceptions can be made. Collect $200 if the broad has congo-like characteristics.

 

[E-bortion]

i just want to be peed on, is that too much to ask?

 

[Guthrum]

I can't believe I didn't see this thread.

 

[Evil?]

The first post is great!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

i just want to be peed on, is that too much to ask?

depends on the woman it seems!

 

[skeptik]

depends on the woman it seems!

Absurd!

 

[MFJ]

If the broad is over 200 lbs and coming at you with a full head of steam, exceptions can be made. Collect $200 if the broad has congo-like characteristics.

if some 120lb supermodel started to punch me in the face violently, i would probably punch her right back in the face or neck. sorry, that's just how i roll.* i won't sacrifice self-defense to some lame morals based on gender.

*but yeah, i don't want to sound like i beat females all day. haven't, and probably won't ever.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I beat my wife regularly.

 

[E-bortion]

as you should.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

if some 120lb supermodel started to punch me in the face violently, i would probably punch her right back in the face or neck. sorry, that's just how i roll.* i won't sacrifice self-defense to some lame morals based on gender.

*but yeah, i don't want to sound like i beat females all day. haven't, and probably won't ever.

yeah and the sad thing is you would go to jail. sad but true. so fucking dumb.


for the record if a "lady" happens to attack me i think that's grounds to stop treating her like a "lady" and start treating her like somebody attacking me.

 

[NAD]

I've been punched by a lot of women, and generally speaking I end up making out with them later.

You guys are playing this game all wrong.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

apparently

although i've never been punched by a woman

does this mean i should start encouraging it?

 

[skeptik]

I've been stabbed numerous times with a pencil, and all I fucking got was her freaking out because she cut my arm with the fucking pencil and a piece of my skin came off.

 

[AsModEe]

I beat my wife regularly.

as you should.

I don'T know why but this made me lol a lot

this thread is a good 5 stars

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

if some 120lb supermodel started to punch me in the face violently, i would probably punch her right back in the face or neck. sorry, that's just how i roll.* i won't sacrifice self-defense to some lame morals based on gender.

*but yeah, i don't want to sound like i beat females all day. haven't, and probably won't ever.

If some 120lb supermodel starts doing that just give her a bearhug so she can't do shit, she'll have all the strength of a wet sock.

That said, self defence is self defence. If some bint starts attacking me I'll do what I have to in order to make her fuck off. That said, if I deserve it then well, I deserve it

 

[Krilons Resa]

If some 120lb supermodel starts doing that just give her a bearhug so she can't do shit, she'll have all the strength of a wet sock.

That said, self defence is self defence. If some bint starts attacking me I'll do what I have to in order to make her fuck off. That said, if I deserve it then well, I deserve it

You fuckin' deserve it.

 

[MFJ]

You fuckin' deserve it.

hahaha Ken

well honestly I don’t know what I was thinking. Super models definitely aren’t 120lbs