I got laid last night!

[lurch70]

At least if you know how to "test" the important parts. I'm very experienced.

what do you use? ... litmus paper? ... or toilet paper?

 

[NAD]

hahahahaha

If I was married for a few years, and my wife said "LICK MY BUMCRACK!!!", and we were in the shower (post-cleaning ritual), then I might do it. Maybe.

Ah fuck it, if she was hot, clean, and asked for it, I'd do it. Whatever.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

hahahahaha

If I was married for a few years, and my wife said "LICK MY BUMCRACK!!!", and we were in the shower (post-cleaning ritual), then I might do it. Maybe.

Ah fuck it, if she was hot, clean, and asked for it, I'd do it. Whatever.

NAD, if they have to ask, you've already lost.

lurch: there's a very easy way to test the basics of hygiene before submerging your sub, if you know what I'm saying. What is this? RC Forum sex ed? Sheesh!

 

[NAD]

What!? You don't dig on chicks that request positions/acts/etc.? That's the way to go man!

"FUCK ME HARDER!!!"
"you got it baby..."

:Spin:

 

[lurch70]

gugs ... remind me not to share an ice cream cone with you .. hehe

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

What!? You don't dig on chicks that request positions/acts/etc.? That's the way to go man!

"FUCK ME HARDER!!!"
"you got it baby..."

:Spin:

Requests are great, but I am to sex like Bobby Fischer is to chess. Always 10 steps ahead of you sweetheart.

 

[lurch70]

Always 10 steps ahead

and 1 tongue behind

 

[NAD]

Modest too!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I have references if they're needed

 

[lizard]

and 1 tongue behind

waaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! good one!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

This thread is teh funnay.

 

[lizard]

 

[Hell Mike]

The best part is that gugsy said it like "oh yeah imma be da king of rc whole week" and then everyone tells him that the brown spot!=chocolate

 

[MajestikMøøse]

gugs ... remind me not to share an ice cream cone with you .. hehe

to even do that in the first place is pretty gay.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

The best part is that gugsy said it like "oh yeah imma be da king of rc whole week" and then everyone tells him that the brown spot!=chocolate

Can you point out to me where I said that?

Oh, and brown spot only = chocolate if you're 12. Or a virgin, take your pick.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think most people are virgins at 12 anyway so wouldn't it just be easier to call him a virgin?

 

[NAD]

Dude footbalm totally zinged you on that one, it was way funny. Also he said !=, not =.

 

[lurch70]

footbalm

lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by lurch70
gugs ... remind me not to share an ice cream cone with you .. hehe



to even do that in the first place is pretty gay.

so is seeking the but'ole

 

[Captain Beard]

Or maybe you're just sexually insecure and like to point out what you consider wrong with others to reassure yourself.

 

[lurch70]

hey we're just joking here ... play nice in the sandbox