I got laid last night!

[mousewings]

It isn't... but there is so little time for me to look in between.

and I'd still never date anyone who has kids. I'm not even sure if I want them myself.

 

[Tranquillian]

Dude, she let you tongue her ass? Who'd want to do that anyway. Do you lick toilet bowls as well?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Dude, she let you tongue her ass? Who'd want to do that anyway. Do you lick toilet bowls as well?

Not at all. Obviously, there are some sexually repressed individuals here. There's NOTHING better than the booty! :Spin:

 

[Tranquillian]

Maybe I just don't see the meaning in going after the glory hole at all.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Maybe I just don't see the meaning in going after the glory hole at all.

There is no "meaning" whatsoever, other than the woman loves it, which thus turns me on more, which in turn makes for more enjoyable sex. Quite simple really.

 

[Tranquillian]

Fuck her...literally

 

[NAD]

UNA SLAYER OF GUGS!!!

Dude fuck licking a girl's asshole, I'm not into the crack at all. Plus the chicks I've been with balk at even accidental gropes into that area, which is fine by me. Girls I'm with get clitoral, hallway, and g-spot action, I don't need to dip into the fudge to make them happy.

This stuff is so good.

 

[NAD]

It's like puffed corn with cheesy shits, pretty addicting. Not disgustingly bad for you like Chee-tos, although they rule as well.

 

[Tranquillian]

Me neither, and I'm starving. Food or pussy, anything will do at this point.

 

[lurch70]

It's like puffed corn with cheesy shits, pretty addicting.

are you talking about the but'ole?


as far as eating ass ... no thanks ... that is too close to tossing a guys salad.
i'll just double down on the cuni ... lingus that is ... if the need be.

 

[Demonspell]

Yeah I haven't either.

Dude you let Claypool's VOICE keep you away from Primus!? That's like saying you hate the sound of Bill Bruford's inverted crash, so you refuse to listen to Yes!

I never got into Motorhead because I was too distracted by those moles.

 

[NAD]

 

[Captain Beard]

If they keep clean, licking an anus isn't any dirtier then tonguing their crotch. Plus, some women just fucking LOVE it.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

If they keep clean, licking an anus isn't any dirtier then tonguing their crotch. Plus, some women just fucking LOVE it.

Thank you NoLordy, for having a brain & for not being a fag.

Besides, it warms them up for the anal rogering that's sure to come.

 

[NAD]

not being a fag.

Besides, it warms them up for the anal rogering that's sure to come.

In the words of Salman Rushdie, anal sex explains a "boy with tits fascination."

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I don't know what that means, but it better not mean I like guys! *shakes fist in NAD's general direction*

 

[lurch70]

no ... it means you like chicks with dicks

and how can you give an anal tongue bath to a chick you never scored with before? did she shower (rela good) at least ?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

no ... it means you like chicks with dicks

and how can you give an anal tongue bath to a chick you never scored with before? did she shower (rela good) at least ?

Well, as it normally would happen...you can just TELL a woman's hygiene. At least if you know how to "test" the important parts. I'm very experienced.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Also, no likey the chickie with the pee-pee.

Now large clitorises, THAT'S another story

 

[Demilich]

^^ Amen. Not that I've ever been with one of those