I got laid last night!

[lizard]

hahahaha *falls over, hits head*

 

[Black Winter Day]

that doesn't sound like something I would want to hear

Not only do they want to be your sledgehammer, but they have the touch as well. Intruder come and leave his mark.

 

[NAD]

years of aerobics and weights...

Dude your wife is a total MILF! SOCOCOOREORSEE!!!!!

BWD completely won this thread, that was so awesome.

 

[lizard]

man, I love Primus's version of Intruder

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

How old are you Mr Gugs?

Old enough Why?

 

[NAD]

Yes, it is the most awesomenest. Primus was always a great cover band. Even that one Partridge Family song just totally rocks.

 

[Black Winter Day]

I'm listening to the Primus version for the first time. I don't think it's even close to being as good as the original... it's not nearly as layered or creepy. It's mainly Claypool's vocals that always kept me away from Primus, though. He sounds like a muppet! The cover's pretty decent though.

There's my biased opinion!

 

[lizard]

well see, to the best of my knowledge I've never heard the Gabriel version.

 

[NAD]

Yeah I haven't either.

Dude you let Claypool's VOICE keep you away from Primus!? That's like saying you hate the sound of Bill Bruford's inverted crash, so you refuse to listen to Yes!

 

[lizard]

to me the lyrics are sufficiently creepy, and I do think Claypool imbues them with a loopy psycho leer.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

LOL, someone voted this a 5-star thread.

Just because I got laid? I admit, it's not an everyday occurance of late, but you know, it's happened before

 

[NAD]

This thread is a total winnar, we've got sex, rock n' roll, and it's only a matter of time before somebody gets drunk and wanders in here to complete the Sacred Triumvirate of Holiest of Holies!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I was semi-drunk off quite a bit of wine when I had sex. Does that count?

 

[lizard]

greatest drunk barfing pic....EVAR

 

[NAD]

Absolutely!

Now I shall rate it 5-stars to keep it up to the Highest Mark of That Which of to What UM May Give.

 

[lurch70]

fucker ... I could not score with that Asian chick from a few weeks ago. i think i just need to check out www.asianflowers.com and just get it over with

but I scored with a Puerto Rican MILF already ... but that is in NY so that does not count :Smug:

gettin single moms in bed is super easy ...

 

[J.]

I saw Primus live with Helmet. We and my friends left after a few songs from Primus. But Helmet rocked the house, yo!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

greatest drunk barfing pic....EVAR

LOL, lizard, where'd you get that pic from? I ask because it's a "staple" at the other BB I waste my time on, and I know the guys who are "starring" in it.

 

[lizard]

gettin single moms in bed is super easy ...

in the words of the immortal Neil Young, "Welfare mothers make better lovers..."

 

[lurch70]

shit, since you are in NY mark ... ask her if she has some single friends

resume:
- huge, mountainous Eastern Europaean
- receding hairline
- nursing a beer belly
- likes metal
- drives car liked by asians
- likes to throw around small chicks like rag dolls