I had four beers, I have one left.

[Demilich]

Wine is fucking awesome! I always have a bottle or two with my parents on Sunday night at dinner. It's fun! The fucking annoyin part is when people start getting all super-specific with how it tastes like "oh this has a chocolatey taste with a hint of hazelnut on the after-pallette" or some shit. Fuck that. It's wine, shut up and fucking drink it.

 

[Black Winter Day]

What he said. ^^

But for some reason it always gives me a fuckin headache.

 

[NAD]

Drinking wine without food is for losers.

wine + food = rules
wine + not food = stoopit

Plus there is a certain way to drink wine, you don't just chug. Swirl glass, then as you sip slowly you inhale with your nose. Try a nice merlot (like a $10 bottle, not a $2 gallon jug) with a t-bone steak sometime, or a chardonnay (again, $10 bottle, not a $2 jug) with fettucino alfredo. Soon everyone will be gay for wine!

 

[Demilich]

Plus there is a certain way to drink wine, you don't just chug. Swirl glass, then as you sip slowly you inhale with your nose.

Honestly, FUCK this. I tried it a couple of times, the difference is probably mostly in the minds of the stupid snobs who do it. I don't drink it quite as fast as I drink most beer, but let's just say I don't like to fuck around too much.

 

[Erik]

Honestly, FUCK this.

^

 

[NAD]

I knew that would cause a ruckus.

I'm not a wine snob, I drink probably 2 bottles of year at best, and a $10 bottle is about as high as I go. But it DOES make a difference. It opens up the flavor of the wine and allows the sense of smell to get involved instead of just the tongue.

Here's a nice manly analogy: you know when you take a steamy shit, and when you flush the toilet and the shit spins around and only then does it get to really stinkin? Same concept.

 

[Erik]

This is all fine, but what does it have to do with getting ridiculously drunk?

 

[Demilich]

I Don't like your analogy Mr. My-Moms-Boobs-Aren't-Easily-Googleable.


No hard feelings, I know you're not a wine snob. But i'm not that manly at all, and don't really care to try to be. I mean, come on, i listen to some seriously flowery music and you should hear how polite i am in real life!

 

[Demilich]

This is all fine, but what does it have to do with getting ridiculously drunk?

END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION

 

[NAD]

This is all fine, but what does it have to do with getting ridiculously drunk?

Wine is not meant for getting loaded, like I've been saying it's a complement to food. Besides, wine makes mean hangovers and the buzz isn't even all that fun, it just feels weird. The only wine I get drunk off of is bum wine, like Boones or Mad Dog. Cheap shit, tastes like shit, gets you shitty.

I Don't like your analogy Mr. My-Moms-Boobs-Aren't-Easily-Googleable.

hahahahaha that rules. Flowery music rocks!

 

[Demilich]

Wine is not meant for getting loaded

This, sir, is where our opinions begin to diverge.

 

[Black Winter Day]

I love flowery music.

 

[NAD]

Why would I want to get loaded on wine when there is whiskey and beer? When I want to get loaded, it's BOILERMAKERS and nothing else. Or whiskey from the bottle, whatever. Haven't done that for a long time though.

 

[Erik]

Wine is not meant for getting loaded

An alcoholic beverage must satisfy at least one of the following criteria for me to drink it:

A) Tastes good or
B) Gets you fucking loaded

Wine does not fulfill either criterion, QED. Therefore, I don't drink it.

 

[Demilich]

I love flowery music.

In order to bring the penultimate flowery music to this thread, I have to mention that I just won a nice Unicorn demo set (CDRs with labels and art printed by dan swano himself.. only 44 copies ever made. includes all 4 demos). YAY. FLOWERY MUSIC POWA!!!!

 

[Demilich]

Once in France my 13 year old cousin got loaded off cheap wine from a plastic jug that we were drinking at dinner. No one cared that he was drinking cause it's france. good times. much ping-pong and yelling ensued.

 

[NAD]

 

[Erik]

Obviously a wine drinker

 

[NAD]

He keeps a bottle in his cod piece at all times.

 

[Demilich]

He keeps a bottle in his cod piece at all times.

Damn. Henrik was hoping the guy really WAS that big.