I have 12000 posts on here

[plintus]

We want more!

Unfortunately, tehre's no more :S And I don't pose even half-naked - that's for starters

 

[KitKat]

It's a... it's a... glass dick of gold



I posted one already

Oh yeah ok... I remember

 

[Arch]

Newbies.

 

[Sacred Profane]

I have 13000 posts on another forum... but that's since 2003.

I'm trying to become obsessed with posting here but I simply don't have the time or energy Few posts a day is enough

 

[Siren]

I'm trying to become obsessed with posting here

You shouldn't have to try, sooner or later it comes naturally.

 

[plintus]

You shouldn't have to try, sooner or later it comes naturally.

...and it's like riding a bicycle - once you learn, there's no way to unlearn. And the seat of this bicycle is glued. With glue. Permanent glue.





...and semen.

 

[King Chaos]

...and semen.

Sorry about that

With every 10 posts I make my penis actually grows a millimeter!

 

[Siren]

With every 10 posts I make my penis actually grows a millimeter!

So now it's just over 40cms...

 

[plintus]

So now it's just over 40cms...

Harsh reality

 

[Siren]

You're lucky *i*'m not growing a penis with every 10 posts of mine. Cause then my penis would be over 76cms and my penis would be bigger than yours.

 

[King Chaos]

40cms is a compliment plinny you schphinctole! Anyway, plus the 3 inches it was before and thats like... 47cm!! I have teh monster cock!!1!

 

[plintus]

The only spot you can actually grow a penis on after posting on these boards is your forehead.

 

[Arch]

Nice penis you got there, Siren.

 

[Siren]

Oh yeah, but it's not mine. I have to give it back. I was just borrowing it.

 

[RampageSword]

You bet, my balls are getting lonely.

 

[Siren]

*mails it back to Rampy*











*opens the mail, adds the ice and resends it*

 

[RampageSword]

*opens the mail, adds the ice and resends it*

Oh great, now it's gonna shrink in all that cold.

 

[Siren]

Better shrunk than rotten, ei?

 

[GONE Ridin' Hood]

Haha posting makes your dick grow hahaha .

that explains it all. . .



Ah well, IMO geeks rule. I'm geek and proud of it. Hehe well I go out a lot actually, so I guess I'm a strange variation of the geek species. Social-geek level 53.