I just got told that I'm going to spend an eternity in Hell
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Will Bozarth
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WhiteBeastofWotan
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WhiteBeastofWotan
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Well, I just made a facebook note, I'll post it here:
While i try to respect people's beliefs, some people are just fucking retarded! So today there are bible thumpers all over campus shouting things about damnation and other crap. One even told me that I'm going to burn in hell for all eternity. YAY!
Anyway, I started debating with this one guy and it was obvious early on that he wasnt the brightest person in the world. When I told him that I don't believe in a god he gave me the worst excuse for an analogy ive ever heard. I believe it was something like "If someone tells you that they're going to throw a brick at you, and you dont believe them, its still going to hurt!"
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.... What? I mean i understand what he's trying to say but..... what? Worst analogy EVER. Anyway, i was telling him about how I believe that religion was basically created as an early form of science, to explain things in the world that we don't understand, and that Christianity kind of evolved from that. Then he was like "no actually the pagan religions stole from Christianity"
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At this point i had an immense urge to beat him senseless in order to raise the average IQ on campus, but i resisted. I explained to him that the pagan religions were around thousands of years before christianity. He said "Actually, the worlds only 6000 years old". At that point i realized it was a lost cause. I can't believe, despite all the PROOF that shows otherwise, people actually believe that. So i just yelled the word "dinosaurs" and walked away. While i was walking away i passed another one, who told me that I'm going to burn in hell for eternity.
I try to respect people, i really do. But if you think you are anything like the people described above, off yourself NOW.
While i try to respect people's beliefs, some people are just fucking retarded! So today there are bible thumpers all over campus shouting things about damnation and other crap. One even told me that I'm going to burn in hell for all eternity. YAY!
Anyway, I started debating with this one guy and it was obvious early on that he wasnt the brightest person in the world. When I told him that I don't believe in a god he gave me the worst excuse for an analogy ive ever heard. I believe it was something like "If someone tells you that they're going to throw a brick at you, and you dont believe them, its still going to hurt!"
....
.... What? I mean i understand what he's trying to say but..... what? Worst analogy EVER. Anyway, i was telling him about how I believe that religion was basically created as an early form of science, to explain things in the world that we don't understand, and that Christianity kind of evolved from that. Then he was like "no actually the pagan religions stole from Christianity"
......
At this point i had an immense urge to beat him senseless in order to raise the average IQ on campus, but i resisted. I explained to him that the pagan religions were around thousands of years before christianity. He said "Actually, the worlds only 6000 years old". At that point i realized it was a lost cause. I can't believe, despite all the PROOF that shows otherwise, people actually believe that. So i just yelled the word "dinosaurs" and walked away. While i was walking away i passed another one, who told me that I'm going to burn in hell for eternity.
I try to respect people, i really do. But if you think you are anything like the people described above, off yourself NOW.
derek
Grey Eminence
Well faith is rarely tempered by proof, but that does not mean it's entirely misplaced.
2000yrs of Christian dogma sucks, such as the stuff that dude was spouting out. Random dude who says: I believe in the Christian God, all loving - that's it. I can respect.
2000yrs of Christian dogma sucks, such as the stuff that dude was spouting out. Random dude who says: I believe in the Christian God, all loving - that's it. I can respect.
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Yeah totally, i completely respect the average every day christian. But the ones who try to cram their beliefs down my throat, and tell me that im gonna burn in hell, i just want them to fucking DIE
WhiteBeastofWotan
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also, i realize that its terribly cliche for a metalhead to bash christianity, but i was so frustrated i had to vent.
Sanctums
Minnesota Ass Vikings
I know what you mean. Outside an opeth show a few months ago, there were (suburban)christians outside the venue handing out miniature bibles. Not that opeth is a satanic band. I got in a similar debate when I confronted them for yelling at me, and practically throwing a bible at me.
There are some of them that believe that dinosaurs are just one big conspiracy.
Wolftribe said:
There are some of them that believe that dinosaurs are just one big conspiracy.
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
WhiteBeastofWotan
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El Stormo
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"You see, Heaven is for the people who like the things going on in Heaven. Like singing. Or talking to God. Or watering pot plants. That sort of thing."
Mike
Member
lol, i love arguing with these people. fucking christians, no respect for anyone else's beliefs.
Bill Hicks standup bit on Creationism sums it up pretty well.
"God put fossils on earth to test our faith"
"God put fossils on earth to test our faith"
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Silly Jesus, always trying to fool us with logic and things that make sense. *mentos commercial laugh and wave-off*
Dying Freedom
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Wolftribe said:
6000 years ago God created the world.
And 2000 years ago Jesus rode dinosaurs.
lol
Brooks
Eyes Wide Open
Dont worry 'bout it, bro. While you're out enjoying life and noticing the details (the best parts of it all), they're wasting what little time they have spreading some word they overheard from someone taller than them.
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