i made a picture for children of bodom when is ee them tomorrow

i spent hours slaving on this
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edit: dunt ask why i gave janne a beard


ahem... my interpretation of this sorry ass pic...

Roope: 47.5 year old transvestite hooker, that was made in a way, much like frankestein. and when he turned his first trick, his employer gave him a crown

Henkka: a gay vampire hat has a black chest because he had always wanted to be black so he put burning hot tar on his chest and it's always stayed there

Alexi: has no real face...it is just a massive square, likes to play without a mic because of his 00ber sining skillage

Jaska: got boob implants in 2005, always hid them until now. likes to play with drumsticks (from chickens). also, jaska is the infamous stealer of Slash's top hat...and somehow he inherited slash's hair as well...

Janne:....Viggo Mortenson on crack

Reaper: a gay little flying digimon that was in a role-playing sex scene where he was the reaper and he had to "take the soul" of an unsuspecting helpless chained up pokemon
 
im 16 i did this as a joke and tried to make it as retarded as possible
and bad news i couldnt get it to them :( i was to busy fighting for jaskas drumstick... but i won! and my face was covered in blood
 
Burning Bridges: I was right side so i was no where near Jaska's drumsticks but later on i saw this girl crowdsurfing and saw she had it. I should have pulled it out of her hands but that wouldn't be very nice. I'd only be murdering people to get something from Alexi. Next time he might throw his beanie or something wearable.