I wish I could play in my hat but unfortunately, we have regulation helmets and not surprisingly Azal, I did once get mocked for using the word 'marvel' in a sentence by one of the dimmer gents on the team. Most of the time, my wealth of trivia and intelligence is treated as a humourous novelty but when using the word 'marvel' I was informed that its not really a word but rather, a comic book company. When I explained that it was a word, I was then informed that even if it is its "A big word, too big to be using around football players," to which I responded that it was merely 6 letters and 2 syllables, and he left to laughing and shame. This is the best University in the South as ranked by multiple college publications and though some of the constituency of the football team is rather dim, most of them are relatively bright.