I need gift ideas for this girl...

you can also get her a gun. my dad got me a pass to a gun station (where you like, shoot at stuff) for a year. that ruled.
 
The toolbox is looking like it might cost upwards of 100$ unless I buy cheap tools. Maybe that should wait until we are no longer allowed to sleep with other people or something.

I could get her a gift certificate for a fancy massage, but without the ability for me to scope out locations in NYC, I'm afraid she will end up at some seedy joint being asked if she wants a "happy ending".

do you new yorkers have a recommendation for a non-sketchy spa type place?
 
I could get her a gift certificate for a fancy massage, but without the ability for me to scope out locations in NYC, I'm afraid she will end up at some seedy joint being asked if she wants a "happy ending".

Dude, you make that sound like a bad thing.
 
i love getting socks that are cute or funny. especially the socks that are like gloves and have little toe thingies. socks with elves are good, as are socks with pom poms on the back of the ankles or socks with bear faces on the bottom.