I think I lost a chance

Well if those are things that they would believe you would say I think the problem may only have be with your friend being a dick. If they would think you would say those things then perhaps you should reflect on the way you act? If you were a super nice guy that would never say mean things then wouldn't they know it wasn't you and you would never say such things? See what I mean?

People suck I know, I've had a couple friend betrayals lately myself, but you can't control the behavior of other people you can only control your own behavior so focus on that. And obviously, explain to your friends what happened.
 
I'm still confused. Did someone else post on your wall, or hack your account? Either way, delete what was posted and post a comment that you got hacked/trolled. If it's as out-of-character as you say it is, no-one will disbelieve you.

And tbh, if the girl is going to change her mind about you just because of some troll then maybe she wasn't good for you in the first place.
 
My understanding was that it was a troll.. and some trolls needs footface.
 
Write a long and drawn out "note", I believe it's called. Highlight the points about someone else saying untrue things about you and all that.

Or you could just do what I would do.

"Wall post: Who believes any of that shit that got spun?"

Anyone who clicks "Like" or comments yes, gets fuckin' blocked. You should only have to say it once. Well, I would only have to once. I'm not exactly the type my friends would argue with.
 
Facebook rape.

That shit happens EVERY FUCKING DAY.
It's no biggie, just leave your status as "raped"
Or just explain it to your "fiends" in rl.
 
Or just explain it to your "fiends" in rl.

I use facebook every day but I think there's something everyone needs to understand that for some reason I think they don't.....

FACEBOOK ISNT REAL LIFE. Things have happened to me a few times where people get pissed about what I wrote on their walls or not inviting them to events ect ect ect ect. Everytime the only answer I can give is "dude it's fucking facebook".

People take that shit way too seriously. If you were hacked and your friends don't believe you, then fuck them their idiots.
 
I've always said I'm never gonna get an account, then work forced me to. I fucking hate it. FB manages to piss me off even though I'm not even using it, the few times I use it to moderate our station's profile aside.

People get real-life pissed about me not accepting/answering friend request for my obvious zombie account. Pretty surreal.

Btw. is there any way to turn-off these FB mails that keep bugging me to "come back"? Haven't found that option. Maybe there's some more elegant way than using a spam-filter.