if i were a cartoon character

[VangelicSurgeon]

I think your negative feelings about dogs is probably why they get all up on your joint when you meet them. you have to be chill cause dogs are sensetive to the emotions of others!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

also I bet that dog and that bunny are totally pals

 

[xfer]

no, you can see, i put the picture through a filter that allowed the bunny's inner thoughts to be displayed.

 

[xfer]

i've been told that before, but if an animal is horrible enough to come over and bite me because it can tell i don't want to be bitten, i don't think that means it's my fault.

 

[minxnim]

<---- bummed to the X 10 ^ 482332392th

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

just don't even think about biting. think about petting and scratching and ruffling the ears!

 

[xfer]

i tried that once and i got pooped on.

 

[xfer]

here is me trying to hug a dog:

that was during the "oven mitt pants" trend in 1996 boston.

 

[minxnim]

okay like seriously. the next time i'm in w. mass you are dragging your ass out there to meet my dog rita. she is a full time black ball of fun having fuzz.

 

[xfer]

just tell her not to bite me or pee on me or eat my wallet and she will already be the best dog i have ever met.

 

[minxnim]

the most she'll do is like, not come near you for the first 20 minutes and walk around you wincing until she's sure you won't do the same to her.

 

[xfer]

wow, we will be mirroring each other.

 

[minxnim]

seriously tho, her name is rita. she has a black tongue. she's so cool.

 

[xfer]

if i smoke a lot of cigarettes, my tongue is white! FEARFUL SYMMETRY, all right!

 

[minxnim]

i think you have to smoke while you're in my parents' house anyway so maybe that'll work out.

 

[xfer]

woah, i have a date with a dog.

 

[minxnim]

rita doesnt smoke but ya know, she would if her fur weren't so flammable. probably winstons.