if i were a cartoon character

i've been told that before, but if an animal is horrible enough to come over and bite me because it can tell i don't want to be bitten, i don't think that means it's my fault.
 
okay like seriously. the next time i'm in w. mass you are dragging your ass out there to meet my dog rita. she is a full time black ball of fun having fuzz.
 
the most she'll do is like, not come near you for the first 20 minutes and walk around you wincing until she's sure you won't do the same to her.