If Mort Divine ruled the world

[HamburgerBoy]

You actually have a very Tobey Maguire face.

Don't have his cheekbones though unfortunately. He also has a more compact nose. Overall though yeah we're both in the general Anglo fuccboi ballpark. The closest I've ever seen to myself was some gay porn star that my rape buddy told me was his favorite, don't remember his name.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What does FickleLittleCony mean btw?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@CASSETTEISGOD are you a fan of Hunter S. Thompson? If so then you definitley need to check out Transmetropolitan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmetropolitan

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

What does FickleLittleCony mean btw?

.... don't play dumb, babe.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Is it supposed to be a diss based on my enjoyment of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? Why call me an obscure name for a rabbit when you could just call me a pony? Is it a pun on the coney, relating me back to wieners? I don't really get it.

 

[CiG]

@CASSETTEISGOD are you a fan of Hunter S. Thompson? If so then you definitley need to check out Transmetropolitan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmetropolitan

Love it. Spider Jerusalem is fucking awesome.

The closest I've ever seen to myself was some gay porn star that my rape buddy told me was his favorite, don't remember his name.

Jesus Christ no wonder you're a mess, your closest resemblance to yourself that you know about is your rapist who is also your friend's favourite gay pornstar?

Sort your life out dude.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was flattered tbh. He didn't even try making a direct comparison between me and the guy, but the semblance seemed immediate to me and it's hard to imagine him not thinking similarly. Men love me.

 

[CiG]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Is it supposed to be a diss based on my enjoyment of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? Why call me an obscure name for a rabbit when you could just call me a pony? Is it a pun on the coney, relating me back to wieners? I don't really get it.

Oh im sorry, i just checked and it was FickleHelpfulCony

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Men love me.

But does your dad?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Love it. Spider Jerusalem is fucking awesome.

nice. I look like him when he was still in the mountains, lol

I have a feeling that @Vegard Pompey and @Vilden would also enjoy it. I have extra copies of the first two books incase anyone is interested

 

[Vilden]

All Transmetropolitan trades are already in my comic book shelf. First edition obv.

 

[Satanstoenail]

So you don't mind looking at naked muscly men with erect cocks as long as you believe that they're heterosexual? wew, the closet has no end with you.

Holy shit did I lol

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Holy shit did I lol

I wonder why you would be the only person to lol at that. Is it because it was funny or because i've been ripping you a new one for the past few weeks? Maybe you and spermcatcher can talk about your receding hairlines over a few glasses of champagne.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I wonder why you would be the only person to lol at that. Is it because it was funny or because i've been ripping you a new one for the past few weeks? Maybe you and spermcatcher can talk about your receding hairlines over a few glasses of champagne.

Well CIG pretty clearly also lol'd at it in the post following it for starters, so you're about as correct there as you are about "ripping me a new one" at any point in time, ever.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

are you sure? Look at his timestamp. I could be wrong though

@CASSETTEISGOD was that lol in response to my post or his?

And i've ripped you apart plenty of times, almost countless tbh. I talked about your wifeys cute mullet once and you went off the rails, you dont remember that? Or did all that coke and ecstasy from your raving days fry your brain?

"loook its okay for me to LOL since i think someone else LOL'd" fucking sheep

 

[CiG]

I was laughing at @HamburgerBoy's extremely gay comment:

I was flattered tbh. He didn't even try making a direct comparison between me and the guy, but the semblance seemed immediate to me and it's hard to imagine him not thinking similarly. Men love me.

^

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

yea that one i definitely knew, this is the one in question ...
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...ruled-the-world.964710/page-331#post-11438899

We are fighting for your lulz bro. Seriouz bidniss!

 

[CiG]

Oh, I was laughing at the argument in general and at how extremely homoerotic it was becoming.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... he's probably beating it to that picture right now.