If Mort Divine ruled the world

[Satanstoenail]

You just cant help it, can you? It's ok, ill give you pass since you're a giant commie puss.

You ok brah? I hope you've got a support network of some kind help you through these periods.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

you twats are my support network

 

[Einherjar86]

It's true. I'm just worried what he'll do if we all stop responding to him. He'll probably blow his fucking brains out.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@Satanstoenail show me on this doll where your uncle Davis touched you?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

TB TB TB TB I CANT GET YOUR NUTS OUT OF MY MOUTH TB TB TB

is this what you look like right now?

 

[Einherjar86]

Are your nuts so small that they'd fit in that tight hole?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... sorry for letting you down. Is that why you were shedding a tear?

 

[Mort Divine]

There is more repressed homoerotic energy coursing through this thread than at Boy Scout summer camp. Stop hiding and join the party.

 

[The Ozzman]

Did you even go to Boy Scout camp?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... what do you think? And if he did, i bet it was a traumatic life changing experience for him.

 

[The Ozzman]

... what do you think? And if he did, i bet it was a traumatic life changing experience for him.

I mean I went to several and I never had that vibe. Mort is probably just jelly.

Edit: and since the BSA was brought up, I'll just leave this here:

 

[CiG]

I hate internet harpies and circlejerkers and that hasn't changed since I first began using forums 15+ years ago. If you're going to make strong claims and argue for pages, pretend to concede an argument, and then just upvote the person you agreed with previously and post dumb reaction memes, you're going to trigger me. It doesn't always trigger me because some people (e.g. TurkishDelight) don't attempt to make real arguments so I do it for fun with them, but if I'm going to put in effort making an argument with someone I thought was capable of making an argument, I expect recompense in the form of a counter-argument. I don't use internet forums to make e-buddies or create an identity for others to admire, I use them primarily to learn and to discuss/argue with others. If I ever found that there was no further discussion to have on this or any other forum, I'd leave it. Whether or not that makes me "triggered", I don't want to waste my valuable internet autism time.

See what I mean? Absolute snowflake.

Geez, I'm so sorry that I'm the only person on UM that ever concedes someone else's point.
I should instead practice how to have autistic and endless arguments where nobody concedes to the other and it goes on for so long that nobody knows what they're even arguing about anymore because we're all just too intuhmuhlecctual to ever be wrong.

I'm not fucking rms (Christ that evolution debate was mental) dude, I am often wrong and I have no problem admitting it.

 

[Mort Divine]

Did you even go to Boy Scout camp?

yep

 

[rms]

can we have a forum again? fucking a TB i don't report people but you're so fucking annoying and detrimental to everything here in every thread in every facet

 

[The Ozzman]

can we have a forum again? fucking a TB i don't report people but you're so fucking annoying and detrimental to everything here in every thread in every facet

The issue comes back around to the fact that people just goad him into going into these fits. Yes, he could tone it down and not be inflammatory too but people here know he gets like this and yet they reply to him in an inflammatory manner and perpetuate things. This is almost everyone who interacts with him. It is really bad recently so I don't know if something changed in his life or what but he seems exceedingly agitated all the time now.

 

[CiG]

The issue comes back around to the fact that people just goad him into going into these fits. Yes, he could tone it down and not be inflammatory too but people here know he gets like this and yet they reply to him in an inflammatory manner and perpetuate things. This is almost everyone who interacts with him. It is really bad recently so I don't know if something changed in his life or what but he seems exceedingly agitated all the time now.

Says you.

 

[The Ozzman]

Says you.

Fuck you

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It is really bad recently so I don't know if something changed in his life or what but he seems exceedingly agitated all the time now.

Really bad because i decided to run you over too since you kept jumping in with your drive-by comments in every other thread i posted in? Dude i always felt bad for you and even tried supporting you when others would tear you to shreds here on a regular basis. Including the same day that you tried to talk shit to me in the news thread. I value loyalty when it comes to friends, something you clearly know nothing about.

 

[The Ozzman]

Really bad because i decided to run you over too since you kept jumping in with your drive-by comments in every other thread i posted in? Dude i always felt bad for you and even tried supporting you when others would tear you to shreds here on a regular basis. Including the same day that you tried to talk shit to me in the news thread. I value loyalty when it comes to friends, something you clearly know nothing about.

So friends aren't allowed to fuck with each other either? I'm having trouble following your logic. How many friends do you have? I'm curious.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

A lot more than you that's for sure. Mr Loneliest Man in the World

fuck around with each other? Dude are you serious? When you come and join in on a group of faggots that are jumping on me?