Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
panzerfaust666
German Asshole
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Masturbate your FRIEND on an airplane - bonus points if you are the middle two seats in a row of four
Saparmurat_Niyazov
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damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
We should make a list of shit you have to do before you turn 20.
What do we have so far?
1.) Masturbate on a plane
2.) Masturbate your friend on a plane
3.) Get drunk in Canada
4.) Serve liquor in Nebraska
What do we have so far?
1.) Masturbate on a plane
2.) Masturbate your friend on a plane
3.) Get drunk in Canada
4.) Serve liquor in Nebraska
Srontgorrth
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Srontgorrth
Member
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
I don't think there's a legal limit for that kind of thing.
I've never done that but we were both definitely well above legal age.
I've never done that but we were both definitely well above legal age.
Joke my friend came up with while talking about how there needs to be more to 19th and 20th birthdays.
Srontgorrth
Member
Oohhh okay 
and yeah good point, I'm 18 and theres not really much of anything to look forward to at 19, at least in the US.
and yeah good point, I'm 18 and theres not really much of anything to look forward to at 19, at least in the US.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
19 was possibly the best year of my life.
Things I did when I was 19
-Went to a strip club for the first time
-Got dumped, had it a long time coming, FREEEEEDOM
-Was single for the first time in college and had a fuckload of fun
-Social life exploded on accounta being single and meeting more people/going out more (you know you're doing it wrong if your relationship slows your social life)
-Got addicted to the gym and got buff (too bad this was a temporary phase)
-Dyed my hair a new color and felt like a new man
-Got really tight with my old friends
-Went to a buttload of metal gigs
-Had a great time at school, enjoyed my classes very much - also declared my major
-Went abroad for the first time on a trip to the UK with my mom, got me hooked on traveling
-Seduced a ginger (this was not a proud moment, no offense gingers)
-Went to Scotland later that year to visit a friend who was studying abroad there - great time!
-Had my first cougar experience, mwahaha
-Met my current boyfriend
-Stopped smoking cloves/kreteks
Things I did when I was 19
-Went to a strip club for the first time
-Got dumped, had it a long time coming, FREEEEEDOM
-Was single for the first time in college and had a fuckload of fun
-Social life exploded on accounta being single and meeting more people/going out more (you know you're doing it wrong if your relationship slows your social life)
-Got addicted to the gym and got buff (too bad this was a temporary phase)
-Dyed my hair a new color and felt like a new man
-Got really tight with my old friends
-Went to a buttload of metal gigs
-Had a great time at school, enjoyed my classes very much - also declared my major
-Went abroad for the first time on a trip to the UK with my mom, got me hooked on traveling
-Seduced a ginger (this was not a proud moment, no offense gingers)
-Went to Scotland later that year to visit a friend who was studying abroad there - great time!
-Had my first cougar experience, mwahaha
-Met my current boyfriend
-Stopped smoking cloves/kreteks
I turned 23 on the 15th. Be glad you're 19. If life does not already scare the shit out of you it will.
If you're even thinking it's fucked up you can't go to the store yet and buy a 12 pack get ready to meet your maker. You're going down.
I already have Anxiety/Depression. Life has scared the shit out of me for a good majority of my 19 years.I'm at a point in my life where I've sorta stopped giving a shit.
First week of March was the worst fucking 7 days I had ever had emotion wise and I'm not even really sure why.
I've got music in my ears, cake in my hands,and porn on my computer. Fuck the future I'm doing fine right now. 
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
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