I'M 19 NAOW!!11

[damnromulans]

Considering it was his first time, I'd excuse that, but there's no excuse for failing more than twice in a 24 hour period.

 

[sevag00]

Wow. Each week someone is getting a year old.

 

[Caecius]

Should talk to that 18 year old about Viagra. I nicknamed him Captain Softee. Hope he doesn't post on here.

Maybe it was just you.

Just blow him and have sex an hour later and he would have been captain cement dick.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

A word of advice to all you young blokes: if you want some mind-blowing sex go for the chicks that are 25 - 30 years old. Forget virgins, they have no idea what's going on. May as well have sex with a retarded quadriplegic.

 

[Chanakya]

I think men constantly think of sex

 

[King Richard]

Boner time?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Happy birthday Billy, now go do sum thinkin lol

Wow. Each week someone is getting a year old.

This is sigworthy.