im goin to london

[Dora]

ah, and it was fuckin expensive!!!! Even more expensive then Switzerland for sure! (and women were fat and dressed awfully) Ok, stop complaining. Ppl were nice. Good pubs. And many nice houses with gardens outside the central - posh thing i think.
Btw, is the reason why so many buildings are red/brown that its a water resistant material? I think limestone couldnt stand humidity*. (*which is a hoax anyway, haha)

 

[zupi_clone]

london bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
london bridge is falling down, it is falling
da da da di da da da, da da di da

gawd how i hate the place, after living there i would never go back too easily...
expensive, crap tea, awful guinness, crowds, muggers (piss me off), cockney accents, the smell of bad garlic seeping through the pores in the skin of an indian, on the 54 bus through willesden every single f***ing day, will stay with me forever, i will never go back there, it scared the s**t out of me, the most depressing city ive been in. i do feel sorry though for the ones that never made it out of there, living a life of misery and losing everything

 

[toolsofthetrade]

seems to be dropped a lot these days that word erm 'hoax'