I'm going to sleep, when I awake I expect this thread to be filled with hilarity!!

[dorian gray]

TaWnya?

 

[dorian gray]

Nope. 99% of blondes do nothing for me anyhow. Plus, it;s gets so much worse once she opens her mouth.

As if I listened to it with the sound on.
She has great teeth though.

 

[Krilons Resa]

x 2

 

[lurch70]

i'd buy coffee there everyday ...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lolz at that protesting mother

goddammit america, gimmie my bikini clad coffee.

 

[dorian gray]

Yeah, I love the "terrifying" comment but I'm sure they had to find at least one loser like that or they didn't have much of a story.

 

[addae]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4]http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/[/ame]

Hey baby wake up from your a sleep
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become….

Elektronik, Supersonik,
Supersonik, Elektronik,

Hey baby ride with me away,
We doesn’t have much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket, climb,
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love,
Above us, there is nothing above,
but the stars, above

All systems gone!
Prepare for downcount!

5….4….3….1! Off blast!

Fly away, my space rocket,
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it,
(Ha) I put my (Ha) port plug in your socket (Ha Ha Ha)

The sonic sky is bright like fire
You and me gets higher and higher
Cut communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tire

Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey love crusader
I want to be your space invader
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than Darth Vapor
Obey me I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the tzars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and Gentlemen
Fasten your beltseats
We has commenced our decent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent

Now back on Earth its time for downsplash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for cheer me from near and far
And as I float I open door and shout
“I am worlds biggest, washed-up superstar!”

(Supersonik, Elektronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west
Of all the seas and all the boats I am the bestest
come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like a smell around you I will forever linger
Ok, is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time,
I want for you to experience big bang

Long live space race. Long live, Molvania.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, yeah, always loved that one. The Antipope sucks though, it loses on the funny.

 

[lurch70]

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[skeptik]

nigga stole my nigga

 

[Krilons Resa]

hahahahahahahhaahhahaa

 

[entanglement]

you cant tell if a tornado's hitting or its just a foggy day

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Divine Victim]

HOW CAN SHE SAVE HER HIM?!

I'm actually registered on those forums btw.

 

[lurch70]

LOL ... a future classic one of my exes just sent me from Japan

[ame]http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=YPYjR2tcq8c[/ame]

 

[lurch70]

 

[EricT]

LOL ... a future classic one of my exes just sent me from Japan

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=YPYjR2tcq8c