At least I'm tr00000000000000 and r0x0rx0r0ra0z0rz0zr0 enough to be here on Christmas Eve! Probably won't be as soon as I leave work in a few hours though.
I always thought being true and emtal meant bloting (Sacrificing) to oden and the guys in the deep dark snowy forest so that's what I've been doing. Luckily I'm here now so I can still considre myself metal.
In Sweden we do all of the stuff on the 24th and then we're done with it.
Americans (as seen on tv) have fucking ugly christmas decorations with lots of shining stuff everywhere.