im so emo

Will Bozarth

Everlasting Godstopper
Jan 26, 2002
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Nvrmr2FeelDPain (11:49:58 AM): ive had 3 Dead Hearts
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (11:50:00 AM): 2 of them cracked in half!
exultantsuicide (11:50:19 AM): at some point to compile the discography, someone bought it
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (11:50:28 AM): laura just said "THATS EMO"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (11:50:35 AM): because i had 3 dead hearts, 2 of which cracked in half
exultantsuicide (11:50:44 AM): hahaha




ps: eat my ass, everyone
 
From the ass is more romantic !!! and its not gay !!! We're talking about friendly stuff here
 
Whatever you do, Will... don't go to Mexico if you're gonna be all Emo. metalheads will kill you down there. wait, was it mexico that shit was happening at?
 
Query:
Will drinking of manly beer whilst listening to heavy metal decrease the emocity of individual Bozarth?

Hypothesis:
Drinking of manly beer whilst listening to heavy metal will significantly decrease the individuals emocity.

Procedure:
Apply several beers to subject. Apply headbanging heavy metal.

Results:
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Query:
Will drinking of manly beer whilst listening to heavy metal decrease the emocity of individual Bozarth?

Hypothesis:
Drinking of manly beer whilst listening to heavy metal will significantly decrease the individuals emocity.

Procedure:
Apply several beers to subject. Apply headbanging heavy metal.

Results:
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Have you so quickly forgotten about the thread of the emo kid that went blind headbanging? Or, is the beer going to protect against that sort of eye damage? (While inducing the other eye damage: beer goggles.)
 
Have you so quickly forgotten about the thread of the emo kid that went blind headbanging? Or, is the beer going to protect against that sort of eye damage? (While inducing the other eye damage: beer goggles.)

If blindness occurs, the beer will render the subject apathetic to his condition, minimizing whining, which will prevent an increase of emocity.