im so emo

elmo >>> everything

but not emus

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Yes, Emus is > Elmo, but Elmo is > Emo.

However, everyone knows, including Emus that Anus is >>>>> Elmo, Emus and Emo.

The reason for Emus being > Elmo, because we all know that Elmo is just a puppet and has no anus.